In all likelihood not. But I plan to return to Bill Mountain today. Are they even monitoring this *blog*?
Here’s the deal, then… ALIENS. I think this is what you want. I will not take my camera to Bill Mountain except to Tiny Wiltshire perhaps. Is THAT okay? 🙂 I cannot take pictures of *you* for God’s sake (The Bill). I will enter the mountain area from the top with camera. Go only to Tiny Wiltshire. Okay, no I won’t even take my camera to Tiny Wiltshire, not today. Do you have a camera? A computer, I mean? I think that means you monitor this blog. You do not want your story as part of this blog. But it’s a JOKE, right? Like crop circles themselves… it’s all hoaxed. Bill Mountain is based on Frank Zappa’s Billy the Mountain in combo with Firesign Theatre’s Billville (a mound in the middle of Heartland, US of A). See, it’s all a joke. Zappa’s Billy the Mountain isn’t *real*. It’s a mountain and mole hill in one. I am fine to create a cover-up. I am experienced. I am shut-mouthed.
You isolated what I called The Computer from the rest of the junk at Rust Spot Central. This means not that you want a computer (like Michael Too indicated to me when I first met him in the Frank Park woods), but you already have one and are monitoring the blog for pictures. I have already said enough.
Hucka D.:
No, take the camera. Just don’t take it to Rust Spot[ again].
bb:
You sure Hucka D.? Not trying to get me in trouble, are you?
Hucka D.:
Nah. Just don’t take pictures of anything but Tiny Wiltshire. And, sure, give them some gifts. They’ll think it’s cute.
bb;
So this really is the King and Queen… or Queen and King.
Hucka D.:
Yes there are two of them. They have already been in contact with me. They’re nice. Nice enough. No, they’re *really* nice enough. They won’t eat you.
bb:
How big are they?
Hucka D.:
8 feet[ tall].
bb:
They have a ship.
Hucka D.:
YES.
bb:
5-sided? 7-sided?
Hucka D.:
11. (pause) Any more questions? Knowing what you know about the peeking in?
bb:
I don’t think I’m going to take my camera even to Tiny Wiltshire.
Hucka D.:
Your choice.
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01/09/12, 3:48pm:
Made it back, fans. Some more pics soon from Tiny Wiltshire and the top o’ Bill Mtn.
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