Category Archives: Novels

00520304

Early Halloween morn, still groggy from the night before, he spied her in front of the swamp shack just down the grassy lane from his own property. “Well well well, whadowehavehere?” he said to himself and also perhaps to me the author. “Another probable reality? *She* made it through the forest, the center. Old Wheeler Alysha but with a twist, a raspberry one. Good good good! With the beret on top of her, seems like I’ve see to live another day once more. Let’s go over and greet her.”

“Oh thank Gods. I was just sitting her on the dock waiting for someone like you to show up, PHEW. A man. A real man. Help me inside with Luther. We have to get rid of the evidence!”

“Evidence?” he said, mounting the dock and walking up to her. Another twist, ha! This Halloween just keeps getting juicier and juicier.

Turns out Luther was a man but also a symbol. Symbol Man. Waisted (Prince wakes up?).

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00520303 (319)

Obviously this is just a demo, Violet. But with a name like that I had to try you out. You’re ggreat! But, like I said, doll: DEMO with a capital D E M O. I don’t know how you fit so many on your body and still be you.”

“It’s hard!” she said, her song over with. “1999”: sooo predictable, he thinks. “Are we still here?” he pats himself all over after the oh-so-familiar lyrics mercifully halt — even at that special place. “Am I still alive?!” Works with most but not Violet, specially named for the occasion even. True demos like this don’t have much of a sense of humor or any other sense. Basically just sight and sound. All they need. Next!

Wheeler clumsily gets up out of her seat in her awkward wear and makes her way to the now vacated stand.

“Soo glad you *made* it cutie pie. And dressed in my favorite color, *aww*. You’ve done your research! Love it. Love it love it love it, mmm mm MM.” Wheeler knew he was also admiring her legs which was part of the plan too. Orange fruit to emphasize the orange color. Gams sticking out all long beneath it to make the pitch more seductive.

“Yes I know it’s not what demo *Violet* was wearing, what *you’re* wearing.” At the microphone now she glances over at him and his own “costume”.

“Right, this is just for show. If I wore orange 2/3rds of my fans probably wouldn’t even recognize me. I just become another run-of-the-mill hip black dude to them, unrecognizable from the rest, hmph.” And maybe, one day, one day not in the too far future, we’ll be wedded in orange, he thought to himself, checking her up and down again from his behind position. If the, ahem, rehearsal goes well.

“All right, luscious legs, juice up that voice and squeeze me out a tune!” tbc?

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00520302 (Paleto Bay is odd)

Up-n-Atom fast food billboard at the center of “The Parallel World of GTA V” Youtube video. Yeah, let’s all of us meat beings enjoy the ocean water today at Paleto Cove(!).

Numbers 281078 on a Paleto Bay trash bin at 17:28 in the same video. Same 4 numbers + zero, which most times doesn’t count, not even up to one. Since 8 is the only number doubled here, might refer to the 88 mph mystery already associated with this off-the-beat Grand Theft Auto V town on the northern edge of the map. RSNRTH: all the letters on the bin to front the backing numbers we just listed out. Obvious easter egg for Rock Star North, parent company of the Grand Theft Auto gaming franchise.

Let’s switch to Lost Sanos entrepreneur Jack Shepherde temporarily residing at Paleto Bay’s Dream View Motel smoking a cigarette for one hour and 28 minutes while waiting for our good friend Frank Lynn (Franklin here, though) to show up in the appropriate vehicle he won a while back from Omega the crazy alien conspiracy nut out in the desert.

Yes, there he is, Jack observes. 3:00 — right on time. Now we’re ready to try all this out on the rails behind the chicken factory. 88 mph here we come? Another fortune made through time travel machines? Maybe even heading toward billionaire status?? Wouldn’t that just be the grandest?

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00520301 (drink)

Hold on, me from long ago on her first date with an actual real boy. We are still united by the mango. In Mago. Make that Mango as well, he he. Sisters, and more.

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00520216 (Orient)

“And so I think this is where we should end, hubby of mine.” Hubby, I think. I am! At least in this moment.

“You will always be Number One,” I said, surprising her. “All this is just an experiment. Like Prince; Prince liked to experiment. We are true creators, explorers. Like Star Wars, um, Star Trek. Just to see how far one can go, what’s out there and so on.”

White… blank. I was losing her.

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00520215 (hole)

Okay he’s here in Rodentia 02, um, too. Cool I guess!

“The white is here for your protection,” he might say as an introductory statement of fact. Is that all Mr. Prince, Mr. Symbol Man?

No.

—–

“I must have this (!),” he almost cried from his position on the couch just later. Like a Dove.

So I checked the Marketplace and got back to him. “That’ll be 600 lindens for the statue Mr. Prince, Mr. 1999 Party Man. And that’s without the water vortex base, which will be an additional 100 lindens. So that’s 700 lindens total for the whole thing of course, which will equal out to a little over 2 of our US of A dollars.”

“No. Not *that*. The *other* thing. 319. *319*.”

“319 lindens?” I tried. “Dollars?” I tried again as he shook his head.

He reached into his pocket, pulled out something. I feared a banana but it turned out to be a donut. 319 indeed.

“You give me this and I’ll give you the key to your story, your current photo-novel,” he said. “We are alike, you and me,” and then he bit into the thing to emphasize his point. I didn’t want to hear him eat any more so I logged him out which of course also logged me out. Night night? (tbc?)

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00520214

“Why did you give up decorating your Red Room in the basement, Wheeler, my oft times wife, oft times girlfriend or girlfriend to be… or wife to be? Now it’s just all white. More than white — blank! Not even any furniture down there to plop our asses down on any longer. All that stuff is up here now.”

“The painting of King Charles is back where it’s suppose to be: over at Salty’s. It was really never here in the first place in the eternal time to be. Additional questions?” she queried.

“Um. Is, er, Arthur still over there? Washing dishes?”

“Arthur ‘Orient’ Morgan has finished his sentence with me.” She paused, leaving Newt dangling.

After waiting for the more which never came, Newt spat out: “Spiff. The one he replaced. How about *him*?”

“It’s a her,” Wheeler answers, “but she’s gone too.” More silence.

“Soo, he got his painting? Of Charles? The one that *was* down there — in the basement. The one he had to work 2 weeks washing dishes for.”

“It was 2 years, but, yes, we had a trade. I got my picture back and he got his picture back. You could say it’s a kind of divorce… between me and him. North against South. Like a Civil War except more like a Civil Suit. Let’s say we’re still trying to establish the proper boundaries between us. Like: where is the waist to all this?”

“Waste?” Newt questions back, not understanding the word. Wheeler says nothing to this. Newt composes himself again after another non-answer. “Okay–”

“The picture might as well have been of Michelangelo,” Wheeler suddenly speaks, interrupting Newt’s return. Newt noticed she said *of* instead of *by* here. What does that mean?

—–

“I think it’s time we discussed how you got here. The Omega that became the Alpha.”

“Alright,” answers Wheeler simply. “You start.”

—–

They were still at it at half past 4, determined to see this through. “… determined to see this through,” Wheeler sleepily uttered 5 minutes later. They were done.

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00520213 (primary colors)

I stared at the blue screen at the center of it all, knowing what came before, what came after. The Game.

The Creator.

“Are you he?” I again confront Zebra also at the center, forwards facing white still in front here and backwards facing black still in back yacking on his phone. I had a right to know, not be left behind.

Lips still zipped? Maybe he told me what was going on without speaking. To be continued?

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Filed under **VIRTUAL OT, 0052, 0213, C2077, Heyworth, Indigo Parallel, Jeogeot, Nawt Vaya+, Newtonia, NVFS

00520212

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Filed under **VIRTUAL SL, 0052, 0212, Baederwood, Indigo Parallel, Rodentia 02

00520211 (Rubi > Baederwood (appearing out of nowhere))

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