Daily Archives: July 24, 2014

Baker Bloch, riding his success in recent efforts to save lives/property in the aftermath of Collagesity’s devastating earthquake, has been elected official Town Mayor for a first second term. Way to go Baker! Primary rival Starbuccaneer Barista is said to have gone into exile, perhaps disappearing into the ultra-mysterious Corridor 2130 of the Confluence Place. Baker Bloch’s dog Spider has been found (thanks Furry Karl!). Baker’s father Space Ghost remains lost in Sunklands, but at least he was out of harm’s way during the earthquake. Celebrations will continue into the weekend, we’re told.

Baker gets his hat bent in the celebration mayhem.

I wanted to update as quickly as possible here because I know some of you have loved ones involved. Baker Bloch basically has the situation in hand. All galleries have reopened, but the Coolie Building and Noru Museum remains closed for now. No new fatalities discovered. Almost all citizens are accounted for. Baker Bloch’s dog Spider remains missing. If you see Spider please im Baker Bloch inworld.

Baker Bloch lowering the terrain in his room and temporarily getting trapped in the excavation as a result. He’s okay.

A new hillock has appeared in the far west of Collagesity.

Local scientists have theorized that the quake’s epicenter was about where Baker is standing.

It is my sad duty to report that Baker Bloch has just uncovered the bodies of two well known Collagesity residents: FBI agents Dana Scully and Fox Mulder, who were last seen just outside the historic Orange House vocally campaigning for mayoral candidate Starbuccaneer Barista. Long rest their souls.

Hopefully this is the last of the earthquake fatalities I’ll have to post about on this blog.

Dana Scully (1964-2014)

Fox Mulder (1961-2014)

… has hit Collagesity this night. Baker Bloch, with his significant terraforming powers, is working diligently to dig out the townspeople and their inundated buildings and return the land to its former levels. The diner is back open, but several galleries remain closed. Some fronts and corners of buildings have been suspended in the air. No fatalities or significant injuries have been reported thankfully. Baker will attempt to restore the rest of the town to full operating order asap.

Gallery BOB and Baker’s apartment in back remain inaccessible.

All citizens spared, even the ones we didn’t really care about one way or the other.