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Underground Collagesity.

“Where will Baker Bloch live now that his apartment is obviously not the place?”

Hucka D.:

He will move back into the Orange House. His dad will probably come to visit now and then. He’ll get out of Sunklands.

bb:

Or not.

Hucka D.:

Yes. Karoz will move in.

bb:

No he won’t (both laugh).

dead frogs?

“He lost sight of the cardinal and that didn’t help.”

bb:

He lost direction; didn’t know what was North, South, East, West. The central Cardinals weren’t there to sing their album. Wasting their time [and talents] on election jingles, they were. Cardinal Bob.

Commercialism.

“Starbuccaneer Barista then took Baker Bloch outside and over to the Confluence Place to meet Head of Perch for real.”

Hucka D.:

Why would she do that? Baker Bloch just died seeing this head in his locked apartment room!

bb:

Then — he remembers what happened in Corridor 2130. The truth that will always be a lie.

Hucka D.:

He thought the Artaud head painting would impede Head of Perch from entering the room. Head of Perch then simply became this painted head — many eyes. This caused the heart attack. Poor Baker Bloch.

bb:

Who set this up[ then]?

Hucka D.:

Head of Perch, of course.

bb:

The House of True Lies is obviously also where FBI agents Dana Scully and Fox Mulder manifested after they, too, died in Collagesity.

Hucka D.:

True. And a lie.

bb:

All this… you go ahead, Hucka D.

Hucka D.:

All this set the stage for Karoz’s return. Truth.

bb:

And a lie.

Hucka D.:

You see how it works?

bb:

There is no true reality, there are only variations springing from an older truth. Nothing is really solid ground here.

Hucka D.:

Like the battle of Noru vs. Rubi. One didn’t really win and one lose. You simply chose one path to walk down over another, similar path. Hi and Lo again. Microcosm mirrors macrocosm. Mercurius.

bb:

Curious.

—–

“You must go back to “Olive 02” to find out the next step. This opens up Collagesity to the outside. As it is now, it just cycles itself around itself, like a head made up of many islands. Eyes I meant there. Captain.”

Just kidding. Kind of. 🙂

—–

The story:

At approximately 09:43pm Eastern Linden Time last night, Baker Bloch suffered a fatal heart attack while locked inside his apartment room in the back of Gallery BOB. If one would have been observing from the outside, they might have concluded that he was frightened to death by the startling appearance of Head of Perch from behind the Edgar Artaud painting hanging within. Yes he died — reached The End. There was a definite pause in his Second Life existence. But slowly and surely the white nothingness that was the afterlife for him (“Hi Hucka D.!”) dissolved into new virtual surroundings. He awoke, if that’s the way to put it, at the recently established House of True Lies on the western edge of town. He had reached The End but it turned out to merely be this *West* End. There he was greeting to wakefulness by quite a collection of town characters old and new to him, including the also recently deceased Dana Scully and Fox Mulder.

The Grateful Dead’s Ronald “Pigpen” McKernan welcomes Baker Bloch to the afterlife.

“What’s going on?” he asked puppeteer Jim Henson, who stood nearest to him. Kermit the Frog, still by his side but with no strings attached now (and with the head of Cardboard Derek Jones!), replied in his familiar, nasal voice: “West End is the tale that wags the dog, Baker Bloch, just as it did before.” Baker then thought of the massive earthquake that recently rocked Collagesity, with the epicenter in its far western reaches. “That’s the tale!” he thought correctly, truthfully. The House of True Lies fully manifested around him.

For now, what I call the House of True Lies has been inserted between the Confluence Place and the still empty Marble Towers. HoTL, as it turns out, is where townspeople go when they expire from their existence. It’s all just recycled over and over and over.

I was going to set up a second, basically duplicate version of the Stairs Gallery in West Side, but several days later I had to delete it to create some prim room. The idea once more was to fill it with the collage efforts and perhaps even some paintings by Kollage Kid, a master at his trade.

View from the Marble Tower up Main Way.

—–

“It was this guy. Eating a piece of pie. Again. And again.”

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Pi/2130.

Conclusion:

I think Baker Bloch is into some deep dubious magic. He *caused* the earthquake. He sent his father away to safety beforehand. He “killed” the most vocal or at least the most verbose supporters of his arch-rival Starbuccaneer Barista. Actually he simply wished them away to Pieland, which turned out to be just on the other side of Collagesity, unfortunately for him. They were found. They told their story. Now the whole election is up in the air again. Celebration festivities basically cancelled except for the Twister Party in the basement of Fal Mouth Moon. Everyone in town loves twister! Baker Bloch has set up a press conference at 09:00 tomorrow in an attempt to explain. Mulder thinks he’s onto the secret, but Scully remains skeptical. Spider keeps spouting out the same 4 numbers in different combinations. It’s mayhem again in Collagesity. Some are beginning to believe that the earthquake never happened, and that Baker Bloch tampered with the town’s water system. Hallucinogenics we’re talking about here. Space Ghost will arrive soon to publically beat and humiliate son Baker with his beating cane. Starbuccaneer Barista waits patiently in the 2130 Corridor, biding her time. It’s up to the townspeople to realize that Baker Bloch didn’t really do any of this, good or bad. His *user* (i.e., me) did. It’s up to them.

Baker Bloch, riding his success in recent efforts to save lives/property in the aftermath of Collagesity’s devastating earthquake, has been elected official Town Mayor for a first second term. Way to go Baker! Primary rival Starbuccaneer Barista is said to have gone into exile, perhaps disappearing into the ultra-mysterious Corridor 2130 of the Confluence Place. Baker Bloch’s dog Spider has been found (thanks Furry Karl!). Baker’s father Space Ghost remains lost in Sunklands, but at least he was out of harm’s way during the earthquake. Celebrations will continue into the weekend, we’re told.

Baker gets his hat bent in the celebration mayhem.

I wanted to update as quickly as possible here because I know some of you have loved ones involved. Baker Bloch basically has the situation in hand. All galleries have reopened, but the Coolie Building and Noru Museum remains closed for now. No new fatalities discovered. Almost all citizens are accounted for. Baker Bloch’s dog Spider remains missing. If you see Spider please im Baker Bloch inworld.

Baker Bloch lowering the terrain in his room and temporarily getting trapped in the excavation as a result. He’s okay.

A new hillock has appeared in the far west of Collagesity.

Local scientists have theorized that the quake’s epicenter was about where Baker is standing.

It is my sad duty to report that Baker Bloch has just uncovered the bodies of two well known Collagesity residents: FBI agents Dana Scully and Fox Mulder, who were last seen just outside the historic Orange House vocally campaigning for mayoral candidate Starbuccaneer Barista. Long rest their souls.

Hopefully this is the last of the earthquake fatalities I’ll have to post about on this blog.

Dana Scully (1964-2014)

Fox Mulder (1961-2014)