Monthly Archives: July 2014

“He’s…

… sleeping with the enemy I’ve heard.”

bb:

Hold on Hucka D.

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bb:

Not feeling top notch tonight.

Hucka D.:

Oh you’re okay.

bb:

I’m amazed that you actually own a significant chunk of Collagesity, Hucka.

Hucka D.:

Yes (!) I own Gallery BOB, the Stairs Gallery, and the Edwardston Building. I use to own the Bodega Supermarket but I sold it to the guitar picker.

bb:

Joe. He’s a pretty cool guy.

Hucka D.:

Working on a Starbuccaneer campaign song I’ve heard. Something based on “Wish Upon a Star”.

bb:

Yeah, I just wish he wouldn’t sketch it out in the middle of town. Let’s save the public display for the final version!

Hucka D. (agreeing):

I think he’s tried every key so far. Sometimes he shifts keys 3 or 4 times in the same verse, if you can call them verses yet.

bb:

So he bought your store.

Hucka D.:

Yeah. Has a wad of cash from some classic album he released back in the 70s. Maybe you’ve heard of it. “Tragic Hip Realignment”.

bb (thinking):

No, I don’t think so, Hucka D.

Hucka D.:

Wait that wasn’t it. “North South East West” by The Cardinal Directions, later shortened to just The Cardinals.

bb:

Interesting[ concept]. Let’s leave it at that.

Hucka D.:

Okay. Rent’s due by the 1st of each month promptly. Or you’re out (smiles).

bb:

You mean Baker Bloch’s out.

Hucka D.:

Yeah. Sooo… when’s the election?

bb:

When do you you want it?

Hucka D.:

Tomorrow.

bb:

How about the 1st. That way I can use the date to help me remember to pay Baker’s rent.

Hucka D.:

I predict a landslide. But do you want to know the real future?

bb:

What’s that?

Hucka D.:

Baker Bloch will come back into power. Starbuccaneer Barista has been lying about her prim count. She’s not a miraculous 1 prim but 5. Townspeople will find out soon enough, and she’ll be out on her ear. Baker back. Right now they think she can be ubiquitous and take care of everything because of it. They’ll check the town prim count soon enough. Do you want to know another secret?

bb:

Sure.

Hucka D.:

Baker Bloch’s in love with her.

bb:

Doubtful. That’s the sleeping with the enemy part, I suppose.

Hucka D.:

Right. It was Room 2130. Or Corridor 2130 I guess, in this case.

bb:

Like Room 237 of The Shining movie. But they didn’t sleep together.

Hucka D.:

*She* wanted to. She wanted to be his Nordic goddess. From The North.

bb:

Another invader[ of sorts]. She has brown hair, Hucka.

Hucka D.:

She can dye it.

bb:

Baker Bloch doesn’t seem to be interested in women… or men. Except for Baker Blinker. But that’s just him again. They’re two parts of one thing.

Hucka D.:

Starbuccaneer Barista wishes to be Baker Blinker.

bb:

Again: interesting. Can she?

Hucka D.:

Probably not. But I can’t rule it out entirely. She wants to be Queen. When she’s deposed she’ll make the move. She wishes Queendom. Tell Baker Bloch to watch out.

bb:

Maybe you should tell him.

Hucka D.:

I’m not inworld much. Oh, Edwardston’s back. He’s a… well, you’ll see soon enough.

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“Star’s a nobody. You’ll see.”

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“Shut up. Shut up!”

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“Out of my way love birds. Daddy’s home.”

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“Ah, the old Orange Country. Before the Great Crush, darnit.”

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“Baker Boy’s gotta get less prying neighbors!”

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“I remember I use to sit about right in this spot and watch the tires roll down the stream for entertainment. [That’s about] all we had in those days. I’m tired.”

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dog drop

We almost lost Poochie the golden retriever puppy the night of the 21st. The roof saved her!

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And who got the blame? You can guess.

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The election frenzy has begun!

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Even mainstays Ranger Johns and Biker Jones are picking up on the excitement.

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Star backers are found at every altitude.

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A strangely quiet couple pose next to the orange door of Baker Bloch’s home… is it still his home now he has the apt. in Gallery BOB?

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The Edwardston Building has become Starbuccaneer’s election hq.

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Plenty of star power in reserve within!

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“Jesus, those guys have got to go!”

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a single tear

good spot to cry
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Plans

There’s no doubt in my mind that I’m keeping the Noru property and Collagesity through at least August, what with all the excitement happening there in the past weeks. It would take a considerable amount of time and effort to set up something equivalent in a new spot. Have I *finally* settled down in My Second Lyfe? I’m not committing to that thought yet, what with my past record.

Fall hiking seasons is not that close but still not that far away, starting around the middle of September usually. My back remains “wonky”, however. I don’t think there’s anything bad wrong with it, at least according to what the physical therapist tells me. It just that my hips now have very annoying habit of getting out of line, and straining it during physical exertion, *especially * when I’m walking up and down steeper grades apparently. Now I live in the higher mountains, and there’s a lot of hills around here of course. Compounding this is my natural desire, nay need, to go off the trails — that’s really what this blog was suppose to be about: my adventures in the parts of the woods that no one gets to or even knows about currently. Then form stories about these places. Whitehead Crossing is a forefront example. I’ve had to deal with this physical problem almost a year now, however, and it solidly curtailed my spring hiking season. But toward the end of that “season” in May, despite being pretty careful, I must have got my hips out of alignment again as I walked hillier spots upon gaining confidence that I was healing up. So I’m kind of riding a seesaw in that respect. I get better, gain more confidence in my ability to walk up and down more significant slopes, only to slip back into a former state. I *believe* I’m getting better overall but it’s still hard to see progress. What I might just have to do is to go through the hiking season, be careful but also be aware that, despite my best efforts, my hips are probably going to get a little out of line still, and just visit the therapist afterwards to get realigned. This could be the cycle I’m in, because I’m *not*, repeat *not* giving up off trail hiking. Look through the posts of this blog. I’ve chosen the place I live mainly because of this option. It’s a unique spot in America — no other place really like it. But at 55, I probably just have to realize that I need to slow down a bit, be a little more careful. 55 is not 25.

I believe that’s one reason I’ve been so involved in Second Life lately — an escape from my problems. I’ve had significant mental stress at work lately as well, and I know that hasn’t helped the back situation. 6 1/2 years until retirement in all likelihood; will I make it? The finish line is within distant sight but with much more work still to be done. The physical type of work I do also tends to strain my back, especially if I’m out of alignment. But at the same time this “lifting” keeps me more fit. Oh well, everyone has challenges, and mine are certainly minor compared to some.

But what a fun time I’m having in Second Life lately (!) That’s been a bright spot for sure.

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Bridge

Another impossible link that happened. Now Spider is able to freely move between Dogpatch (aka Top o’ Confluence) and Baker Bloch’s attic space in Gallery BOB. All he has to do is master the intricacies of the hidden doggie door.

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Baker’s bed space had to shrink considerably for it all to fit. “I suppose the mutt might still be worth it,” I found him muttering upon waking up with BMB (Bad Morning Back).

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Is this part of my blog in Baker Bloch’s bookcase??

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Baker Bloch expands his apartment…

He just wanted a place to sleep away from work. Hucka Doobie’s his new landlord, but Hucka’s set him up pretty good now (!)

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Meanwhile Spider has been “penned in” on the top level of the Confluence Place just next door. Baker Bloch is devising a ramp system so that the mutt can move freely between the apartment penthouse and the Confluence Place. Later this same ramp system would be used for something else. Something else entirely.

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Baker Bloch’s rounded up some friends to keep Spider company…

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… and renamed the top floor in the process: Dogpatch. But not Dogpatch, USA. That’s different.

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“It wasn’t just a dream!”

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Baker finds 2130.

Starbucanneer Barista and he agree to enter together.

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Then forget afterwards if needed.

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It could be needed.

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Meanwhile Carrcassonnee appears to be even more absent as the town diner’s Head of Perch acquires 2 eyes again. The lasting influence of the former seems to be her protective and shielding olive encasement, which townspeople simply call The Olive or, more recently, just “Olive”. “Yes, that’s the head of Carrcassonnee still there,” they also state if asked. Most of them have visited the large green being for oracle-type advise. Most have learned their past roles — nay, past *lives* in Tired Falls, and about the mass acre. “There was a battle between the Grays and the Browns,” says newer town resident Furry Karl, who visited Carrcassonnee on his birthday via a gift certificate purchased by his Uncle Bob. “A slaughter occurred, yes. I was there.” Ranger Johns is even more forthcoming. “They stabbed me with a giant fork. You’ve seen the spoon down at the diner, right? Well, it was like that.” I asked him if he was dreaming at the time. “I wish!” came the response. Dona and twin spirit Flower were likewise frank. “Perch had his bowling alley, and they just came from the North and started eating people right and left, just scooping them up like they were food for thought or discussion instead of food period.” Rodin’s 2 dimensional Thinker was also present. “I was just sitting there minding my own business when one of them came up and ask me the time of day. I thought about it some and he just whacked me over the head with a bowling pin. Then, well, then he ate part of my head. I didn’t think as well afterward.” I asked Rodin’s 2 dimensional Thinker if they ate and killed everyone in town. “No just 3. There were only 18 of us.” He didn’t seem to want to speak about it further. Ranger Johns said he saw it all from Drunk Man’s Ridge, where he was hiding out under a rock as a child. Biker Jones said he was vacationing in Italy at the time, and missed the whole thing. “I came back and basically nothing was left except the falls and Perch’s store and the bowling alley and the Kidd Tower. Oh, and Orange Home… that’s where your father lived, Baker Bloch. Sorry about your father.” Later I learned that the buildings he listed as being saved were, if fact, the only ones ever in the village anyway, and that no structures were harmed… only people… avatars. Most also remember when Perch first came riding into town on his dog Spider. A few said that’s nonsense and that he was riding his horse. A horse named Spider. One even remembers the story as Perch riding a giant spider named Horse, or Horsie to be more precise. While I was talking to the village people I also snuck in a few remarks about the upcoming mayoral election. “Who you gonna vote for?” Most didn’t like me combining politics and tragedy. Lesson learned. My head still hurts from one of the bowling pins.

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Protection?

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“Maybe this Chilbo related painting will keep Head of Perch away,” the perpetually beer guzzling Baker Bloch thinks hopefully. Little does he know the wheels already set in motion this day.

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Spider’s Big Adventure

“Oh no, Spider got loose!” Baker Bloch forgot to make the wall non-phantom upon his return from a drinking binge on Drunk Man’s Ridge.

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“Bad Wolf? Bad dog!” he slurs upon attempting to retrieve the mutt.

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“Come back here you troumblemayor!” Troublemaker he meant here. A meaningful Freudian slip…

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… because Lord Vice Mayor Starbuccaneer Resident happened to be walking past the front of Stairs Gallery at the time, on her way to see friends Gorilla, Chimpanzee, Hippo, and recently resurrected Ellie the Elephant at the Confluence Place. When she was directly beneath Spider perched on the BOB balcony, the dog jumped onto her head, knocking her over.

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“I’ve killed her”, the small dog thought. But, no, Starbuccaneer Resident would live to tell of the day when she decided to challenge Baker Bloch for the title of Lord *Mayor* of Collagesity. And all because of this *vice*, as she liked to put it, always laughing during the moment. Because, you see, she was soon to be “Vice” herself no more.

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