“Ahh! A monster!
“Oh thank God. A beautiful princess…
“… with a death skull face *panic*!
“What *is* this place?
“And where the hell did the clown go? Over there?”
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“Oh God! Lost control! Spinning…!”
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“Okay, there’s the Lord,” Crocogator continues, “safe” on the other side now. “But I can’t concentrate on him because of all these *slapping tentacles*. This is not Heaven. It’s Hell!
“And where’s that horrible, gut wrenching ‘music’ coming from?
“Certainly not from over *there*.
“Can’t… *move*.”
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“How long to keep him in the cat place, sire?”
“Oh, a couple hollers more should do it.”
Sunklands 