interviewer:
So how are Patty Spearmint and Patty Peppermint you’ve been associated with earlier (photo-novel 1) related?
LTV:
We are sisters! At least in spearmint.
interviewer:
Spirit, yes. So I’m gathering (the 2 Pattys) are the same.
LTV:
We don’t talk about Schneider. I drew a mustache on the mannequin outside. Its sex changed (note: LTV starts weeping a bit here).
interviewer:
Here ya go, LTV (I had her a hankie; she loads it up and hands it back to me, nose cleared for the moment). Thank you.
LTV:
Sorry.
interviewer:
That’s okay. So to continue, Patty and you shared the joke about the Wells: well well well, if it isn’t the Wells (etc.). Then the Wells became reality (“neighbors”). *Your* reality.
LTV:
Snowball in Hell helped. Stabilization. Affair with…
interviewer:
Scratchy?
LTV:
Not quite.
(end of Part I)