It wasn’t as much a shotgun wedding as a bazooka one. The instant the magic words were said and the 2 souls became one, body and head together, they set about with their increased powers to dispel the ultra-violent, pincushion head of a cousin from the village for good. Nick of time.
Some concerned town citizens, more cousins, just before the resolving, quickie wedding (they’d seen enough already)…
Sunklands 