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“The cat’s out of the bag, Carrcassonnee.”

Carr.:

Partially. I am the 3rd. 3 in 1 and 1 in 3. I am…

bb:

Inland Empire.

Carr.:

Yes.

bb:

A woman in trouble.

Carr.:

Yes? Where’s my cow?

bb:

But you’re 12 Oz Mouse also.

Carr.:

Yeah. Kerch keeps calling me. He’s declared war in essence. Forest against forest. Woods pitted against woods. Alice tells me just to ignore him and he’ll calm down. I say to start giving him his medicine again, but she says that decreases his sex drive and she doesn’t like that. I say well what about this war. That’s what it is Alice, I say. War I reinforce. Battles and war. Alice admits that he conceived the idea of Norubi and sent the tank. Turtle… tank. Skillet was a bomb. Your dream was true even though it was false.

bb:

Carrcassonnee, if this is war, what is the reason? Jealousy?

Carr.:

Insanity. Kerchal is insane. Has been for a long time. Mainland madness. It affects[ all of us deities] eventually. I’m next. That’s why it was so important to get married to a good head. I have a head now and can see pretty well… one eye. I see you. I see Spider. Who’s a good Spider, *who’s* a good Spider?

(Carrcassonnee leans over and pets Spider, then, surprisingly, pets me on the head through Baker Bloch.)

bb:

So Alice is married to Kerchal and you are married to Perch. But you’re not named after a sim[ like Alice and Kerchal]. You’re not Rubi.

Carr.:

Am I not? And is Perch not Minoa? I think it is similar.

bb:

So you are the woods… the woods bordering the town.

Carr.:

Yes. In a manner. (she winks at me, or is she just blinking her one eye?)

bb:

Marriage( between Carrcassonnee and Perch) solidified the place of Collagesity next to this forest.

Carr.:

Yes. The forest is alive. Lucas numbers.

bb:

But before I was warned not to focus on the forest, and that I might become a Frozen Head( because of it) like Jack at the end of The Shining.

Carr.:

Correct. (pause) Balance.

bb:

Outdoors is coming up soon, Carrcassonnee. I plan to refocus on Tile Creek over in Herman Park.

Carr.:

That is swell well.

—–

Carr.:

I have no one waiting outside tonight to share wisdom with next so I’ll allot you more time, baker b. Baker Bloch, I mean. Are you in there baker b.?

bb:

Yes. I’ve been speaking to you (through Bloch) all of this time. That’s the only way he can talk.

Carr.:

I remember. I forgot and then I remembered. Memory. A thing to be happening all the time.

bb:

About Tile Creek…

Carr.:

The hole?

bb:

Well… maybe.

Carr.:

The Ditch? I know all about these things, baker b. Baker Bloch. They are extensions of here. They are extensions of me.

bb:

Does Kerchal know about Tile Creek?

Carr.:

Not really. He’s not that far ranging. That gives me a decided edge. In fact a total edge. I know this( Second Life?) is not real. He’s stuck here. I can get out. I can go the super market over in Frogtown and purchase green tea tonight if I wished. I can take the oldsmobile out to Liar’s Leap and tell tales with the best of ’em. Old man tales. I am 417 years old tomorrow. Saturday, I mean.

bb:

Well happy birthday Carrcassonnee. It’s my mother’s birthday Saturday as well.

Carr.:

No, I meant Friday. Friday’s my birthday. Not Saturday.

bb:

My mother’s pretty old as well.

Carr.:

The bug beats the bird.

bb:

How old’s Perch?

Carr.:

55. Kerchal is 243. Alice is 929. There’s a deity over in Frogtown — I mean, Nautilus — oh, I can’t remember… memory. Rememory. You better go now young man.

bb:

Thank you.

Carr.:

At least you will have one synch at a time, at least, for others to see.

bb:

I’ve got it figured out. From the old ones we’ll have The Rainbow Sphere, Messiaen Trek, Piper’s Nightmare Christmas, Full of Secrets, MessiaenSphere, Pink Vertigo, Walt SIDney’s Fantasia 2000, Horton Hears The Who, and The Point of The Wall.

Carr.:

Good. How can I help?

bb:

Just keep on keeping on.

—–

[15 minutes earlier]

Carr.:

Kerch, no you can’t have Skillet since I have Spider now. (inaudible talk) Oh… you already have Skillet. (inaudible talk) Had him since Wednesday, eh. (inaudible talk) Ransom?! How much?? (inaudible talk) That’s more than all the prims in Collagesity, Kerch. Now come on Kerch. Just give him back. What will Alice think when she returns? (inaudible talk). No Kerch, Alice isn’t dead and you didn’t kill her. I just talked to her before you rang up. She warned me about some of this. Not the ransom — and, oh look, there’s Skillet, just walking into the temple. So you have a clone or something. (inaudible talk).

The temple blew up, and Baker Bloch wakes up. He’s in the Small Gothic Castle still. On the floor. Sweating.

Small Gothic Castle comes to Collagesity.

Great views within. Had to be here for now.

World of Collage formerly occupying the spot moved to where the Sam Parr Library and Gallery use to be, since deleted. Yes, the college appears to be no more. Instead the official gallery for the Sam Parr collage series will be the Red Umbrella (basement). The gallery is shopping around for a good dehumidifier.

Smaller but important changes. And around 300 prims still to play around with now (!).

First off, the synch is Carrcass-1.

Carr.:

Yes I am 12 Oz Mouse. But reborn. I have Spider instead of Skillet. I have one eye instead of two. I’m not drunk… as much. I am larger. And, most importantly, I am *you*.

Baker Bloch:

Meaning baker b.

Carr.:

Switch.

bb:

There.

Carr.:

Okay. I can see you!

bb:

Spooky!

Carr.:

First, I am also Don. I stepped outside. It felt good to be alone. Peanut goes away. Golden Joe. Just me and Skillet left. That was about the last of me as 12 Oz Mouse. The conversion happened. I returned… in Sunklands. Carrcass-1 instead shows a loop. I return to the beginning. Can I help *you*, ha. But back to toward the end. We have Greenup and Yellow Down. This was in a recent collage. Pull up the pic… could be important.

bb:

Sure.

Carr.:

The cyan horse emerges from the hole, as 12 Oz Mouse, me, looks on. This is in the desert of[ Episode] 21. Osmos… you know that too. You knew it then, I mean.

bb:

Yes. The country called Osmos which was half desert, half mirage. Siwel on the border between the two. This is where Greenup starts and yellow downs. Ends, I mean.

Carr.:

The hole was in Wallace in Greenup, but Wallace is also on the edge of Brownie which is a buffer zone between Greenup and Yellow Down in the Land of Green Oz. I put the hole there. And the dragonfly. And I was the light at Face Rock. Is that what you called it?

bb:

Unsure without checking, Carrcassonnee.

Carr.:

So I see the weakness, the Achilles heel that is the Achilles hole. Will you fall through?

bb:

No. Not now.

Carr.:

Make sure of that.

bb:

I will.

Carr.:

Because I don’t want to have to tell you again, you see.

bb:

I see.

Carr.:

So… the cyan horse is Don, me, again. And Rhoda in 12 Oz Mouse. Rhoda appears in Carrcass-1 too. The song Rhoda appears along with Rhoda. That’s synchronicity. That’s me again.

bb:

You created Carrcass-1.

Carr.:

Yes. The first. The first of mine. I took over from Pierre, who died in Piers Gill, England in the Lake District. A tragedy. But he will[ also] be reborn in Gills Pier, Michigan.

bb:

In, let’s see, 2052.

Carr.:

Thereabouts.

bb:

Carrcassonnee, we have so much to talk about in Carrcass-1.

Carr.:

T-ford is a promoter. You are not use to that. Karl is afraid he will not like your work, but he likes you. So he keeps a distance. It’s understandable, you see. He is not comfortable with you being a syncher as well. He wishes you to be an administrator still. To be a stable hub. Like Town Hall. He does not want a gallery from you, let alone 5 (smiles). But he’ll like Carrcass-1 nonetheless. It has Tangerine Dream, it has Close Encounters. He just posted about these. He’ll like.

bb:

I would think so. I would *hope* so.

Carr.:

But even if he didn’t, it doesn’t matter. I am Maria von Trapp.

bb:

Those are from 2006 I believe. Several years before Carrcass-1. I foresaw (!).

Carr.:

Yes. What do you have at the bottom of the roller coaster, that blue marble?

bb:

That’s Uranus (!)

Carr.:

Right. That’s the planet that’s on the edge of visibility. That is the first of me. Uranus, Neptune, Pluto. Limit. Edge. Rudolph.

bb:

Spider is Spider in 12 Oz Mouse, playing the piano and playing Booger Hayes. Old Booger Hayes. *That* is sooo weird.

Carr.:

It doesn’t come from this world. Tonal to atonal. Outside. Extraterrestrial. Booger Haze.

http://www.adultswim.com/videos/12-oz-mouse/piano-music/

Spider scream

Carr.:

Thank you for coming back. So Boger Haze. This is Rutherford B. Hayes, the first president…

bb:

… to never be president, yes. He was part of a triangle. 333 perhaps divided into 3 111’s. Triumvirate. This is the hole into another dimension. Rat trap.

Carr.:

Rat trap? Those are my lines!

bb:

Sorry.

Carr.;

Apologies accepted. What times are it?

Norubi Turtle waits patiently outside to speak next with Carrcassonnee.