We might be down to 4 contestants in the Mystenopolis deity election, and possibly even 4 winners: Lisa The Vegetarian, [Little] Wappo Jack, Jesus of Nazareth, and Piet Mond. Eliminated are temple bookends Master “Didn’t Even Try” Shake and Boxy Brown. Carrcassonnee was also written out due to a technicality (now too big to fit into the temple). Fellow former Collagesity contestants The Bobs have already seen exteriorization through Artie J. Spongeberg, who is out and roaming about Mystenopolis already, particularly focusing on an area we’ve been calling the 12×12 in recent posts. He’s not in the temple any longer. What I mean is…
“What you mean is that he is already a winner, back in Collagesity. Carrcassonnee too. Big C passed her crown on to Spongeberg when she went on her honeymoon trip to the Kerchal Forest region, which also doubled as a peacekeeping mission to dissuade the forest spirit from invading Rubi and Collagesity. Now it’s kaput anyway, or the town is (note: I still own 5120 square meters of land there, down from 8704 during Collagesity days however). You have 4 newcomers who have all won won all. Oh, and Jesus of Bethlehem, the only one remaining from the original deity contest.”
bb:
I believe he prefers (the name) Jesus of Nazareth.
Hucka D.:
Whatever. Wappo Jack has a giant form as well that probably wouldn’t fit into the temple. So it’s technically Little Wappo Jack that won the election. Contest. Whatever.
bb:
What is the meaning of all this? Townspeople have a choice of deities to worship. But there’s not really a town.
Hucka D. (correcting):
Mystenopolis. The 4 deities must confer with each other and find bridges. They must take the yellow submarine out to the Nautilus nether-regions to discover Bob Too, Leemington, Yelloo and more. They have tickets to ride. To Nowhereland.


