Category Archives: Bill Mountain

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A view one of the smaller toy avatars, say an Mmmmmm, might see while walking around weird, mysterious Tiny Wiltshire.

Fork Top Tree again. When I head to T.W. one more time, I should have enough information to create a map, perhaps of the whole of Bill Mountain even.

Tiny Wiltshire offers many views toward rocks positioned in the neighboring woods. Separate but related in this manner, almost as if the rocks act as guardians, and that’s their point. Cleveland Rocks? Probably, now. Ley lines running into and through T. W.?

Fucliecester: a cluster of thorny trees itself guarding and protecting Tiny Wilshire from the west.

This is the only way through, and you have to bend down still.

The Green at the south side of Tiny Wiltshire.

Mysterious floating tree.

Main path into Tiny Wiltshire, apparently worn by deer. Yet to see a deer in the area, though.

One more look at the dense thicket of trees making up Fucliecester.

(1). Weird, vertical serpentine cloud formation, strongly reminding me of the horsehair worm found in Spoon Fork in early November, and also in Frank Park. Unlike an airplane contrail or vapor trail, there was no obvious source for the vapor — it had no head or tail, just like the horsehair worm. Also it was moving very rapidly across the sky, indicating a low altitude and ruling out a plane source as well. Just before I saw the cloud whizzing by in the sky, I heard what appeared to be an unusual popping noise, like a firecracker. I don’t think a firecracker is the answer to the source. The cloud, outside of having no head/tail, was well defined, and looked much like a very elongated, whispy cumulus cloud. It seemed to be moving about the same speed as the only other (normally shaped, in that case) cloud in the sky within my vision range. The unusual cloud was maybe 20 times as long as it was wide. I remember running through part of Tiny Wiltshire in an attempt to see the bottom of the cloud for a possible plane. I eventually found a clear enough spot to see the bottom (remember, the cloud was moving very rapidly and I knew it would disappear soon), but no plane present, and it just tapered off on both ends. That’s when I starting directly connecting it to the horsehair worm, rightly or wrongly. But I think rightly.

This occurred on Saturday, before I knew about the Rust Spot shifting but had already heard the aliens in the woods just beyond. From Tiny Wiltshire, the cloud appeared from the direction of Rust Spot, and I have to believe the 2 are related.

(2). Train whistle where there’s no train. I’ve heard this phenomenon once before; about 6-7 years ago I think. Thing is, back in the early 1900s there *use* to be a train running through the valley north of Frank Park. The whistle was distinct in each case. The noise came from the west this time, and not from Rust Spot to the north.

This occurred on the day after (1), or Sunday, when I already knew about the Rust Spot shifting.

Below is a video of what might be related phenomenon of (1).

In returning to Bullrocks for the second time after ascending Bill Mountain from Tiny Wiltshire, I looked down in the woods and immediately spied some kind of suspicious discoloration in the distance. Were these fused blue-green (left) and white (right) blobs the aliens themselves, perhaps playacting for me as frozen mimes?? The thought had to cross my mind, and I’m sure it would yours too given the same situation.

Closeup of the discolorations; difficult to get a picture of. Obviously more convincing in person.

This more out-of-focus picture may even give one a better idea of what I saw. Another possibility is that it’s an alien artifact instead of the aliens themselves (more sensible, since it obviously was not moving as I continued to gaze upon it), perhaps a corner of their spaceship, even. The next time I go to Bullrocks I’ll have to look again.

Bullrocks themselves are fascinating even without the alien backstory. They consist of 2 large rocks, on on top of the other, with a small ledge area between the two. Here’s a section of ground at the base of Upper Bullrock, as we’ll start to call it. Notice the mysterious ebony stone.

Looking across the bottom of Upper Bullrock from basically the same position.

Amazing collection of small, rounded rocks in this basin area (detail of above). They seem to signify deeper things.

Perhaps even more mysterious “black hole” in the wall above them. I am toying around with the idea that it represents a rift in space and time, perhaps the one the Bill Mountain aliens used to enter our solar system. Are the rocks below, then, stars? Stars that, er, fell out of this black hole or this black rift? Or were formed in it? Still working on all this obviously.

Since taking these pictures yesterday, Hucka D. has relayed to me that the Bill Mtn. aliens have gone away, taking with them my presents I left under what is probably the most prominent Tiny Wiltshire rock. But I’m still suppose to stay away from Rust Spot, pheh (and by default Twin Falls behind it, since the only way back there is through Rust Spot).

There are a considerable number of thorn trees in Wiltshire. The below photo is a close up of the same tree in the center of picture 3 here. The 2nd picture shows a neighboring thorn tree which has been bent over but apparently isn’t dead yet. Don’t think.

Tiny swirls like this in Tiny Wiltshire make me speculate on the possibility of miniature parallels to similarly swirled crop circles in the real deal Wiltshire. Probably not, but I thought I’d just bring up what was in my mind when I took the picture.

Bramble acting as a barrier between parts of Tiny Wiltshire. I’m very interested to see what this turns to in spring and summer months.

Another interesting tree in the area.

A triangle of fungi snuggle together at the base of this pine tree.

The 4 nuts and attached pine cones I’ve already blogged about at the top of the Bill Mountain 03 post were found in disarray when I returned several days later for the present picture. Actions of animals, or weather elements… or more alien mind games?

A tree shaped like the top of a fork. I suppose I’ll call it Fork Top Tree.

As I stated before, Tiny Wiltshire contains a good number of rocks projecting from its flat surface, including these 2 found in a more weedy environ.

Presents for the aliens.

In all likelihood not. But I plan to return to Bill Mountain today. Are they even monitoring this *blog*?

Here’s the deal, then… ALIENS. I think this is what you want. I will not take my camera to Bill Mountain except to Tiny Wiltshire perhaps. Is THAT okay? 🙂 I cannot take pictures of *you* for God’s sake (The Bill). I will enter the mountain area from the top with camera. Go only to Tiny Wiltshire. Okay, no I won’t even take my camera to Tiny Wiltshire, not today. Do you have a camera? A computer, I mean? I think that means you monitor this blog. You do not want your story as part of this blog. But it’s a JOKE, right? Like crop circles themselves… it’s all hoaxed. Bill Mountain is based on Frank Zappa’s Billy the Mountain in combo with Firesign Theatre’s Billville (a mound in the middle of Heartland, US of A). See, it’s all a joke. Zappa’s Billy the Mountain isn’t *real*. It’s a mountain and mole hill in one. I am fine to create a cover-up. I am experienced. I am shut-mouthed.

You isolated what I called The Computer from the rest of the junk at Rust Spot Central. This means not that you want a computer (like Michael Too indicated to me when I first met him in the Frank Park woods), but you already have one and are monitoring the blog for pictures. I have already said enough.

Hucka D.:

No, take the camera. Just don’t take it to Rust Spot[ again].

bb:

You sure Hucka D.? Not trying to get me in trouble, are you?

Hucka D.:

Nah. Just don’t take pictures of anything but Tiny Wiltshire. And, sure, give them some gifts. They’ll think it’s cute.

bb;

So this really is the King and Queen… or Queen and King.

Hucka D.:

Yes there are two of them. They have already been in contact with me. They’re nice. Nice enough. No, they’re *really* nice enough. They won’t eat you.

bb:

How big are they?

Hucka D.:

8 feet[ tall].

bb:

They have a ship.

Hucka D.:

YES.

bb:

5-sided? 7-sided?

Hucka D.:

11. (pause) Any more questions? Knowing what you know about the peeking in?

bb:

I don’t think I’m going to take my camera even to Tiny Wiltshire.

Hucka D.:

Your choice.

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01/09/12, 3:48pm:

Made it back, fans. Some more pics soon from Tiny Wiltshire and the top o’ Bill Mtn.