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Afterfoot 01

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We’re here this morning with Billy J. Thornberry, star of the Bigfoot toy happening. Billy, glad you could join us here on the Baker Bloch Blog.

Billy:

Thank you as well for having me. But, please, call me Wild. All my friends do.

bb:

Thanks, um, *Wild*. So tell me how you got roles in several toy happenings so far. I know there’s the one over in Sharieland where you made your first appearance. And then there’s the kind of unfinished one involving Whitehead Crossing. That’s a Gene Fade production, isn’t it?

Wild:

It was such a brief role I can’t remember who directed it. Wasn’t that Albino Turtle [filming that day]?

bb:

Well, I’ll just have to check. So let’s go back to Sharieland…

Wild:

Well, you know I’m a clone of course, in that I am an actor playing [cloned] roles. Many of my wild, wild friends, hehe, worried that I was actually killed by Hater the Cow during the production. But of course that was a stunt double… er, stunt dummy I should say there.

bb:

I think people were shocked that the cow picked you and you alone for the crushing. None of the other toy avatars in the happening seemed to even be touched or affected at all. Yet you were in pieces (!).

Wild:

My wife was too when she saw the film, briefly forgetting that I was sitting there by her side and holding her hand through it all. “Oh, there you are,” she said after the shock and looking around her again. We both had a good laugh out of that one.

bb:

Toys are easily copied, so the replica seemed very close to the original.

Wild:

Indeed. And toy avatars are sometimes easily fooled because our brians develop in different ways.

bb:

Brians?

Wild:

Yes. (pause) Oh, I meant brains, haha. See??

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[5 minute pause to adjust Wild’s brains]

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bb:

So we’re back after a seating adjustment, we’ll say.

Wild:

Say we. Umlaut swastika German memory boat wampum negative carrcass.

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[10 minute break to reboot Wild’s brains back to default settings]

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bb:

Okay, let’s give it another try. Brian, I mean, Wild… ready?

Wild:

Ready, yep. So my wife also played Nina Sauk in the new happening, which I’m very proud of and what I consider my finest role.

bb:

Where you played Taum Sauk of course. The accompanying action-adventure movie should be out by December, correct?

Wild:

Maybe. Hopefully. But I feel that is the role I was born to play. Taum Sauk, the iron smelting genius who founded Bigfoot and what was originally called Irons.

bb:

But we have [the name] Middle Game in the middle, between Irons and the finalized Bigfoot, after the influential survey of the swamp where it was found to be exactly 100 feet long. A big number of feet. Big feet Swamp.

Wild:

Other toy avatars moved in after Mina and I settled into our rustic cabin, later replaced by a nice brick house, the first in the village. But it turns out [the producer] decided to change all their names to Johnson. So we have Howard Johnson, Samuel Johnson, Andrew Johnson, and Lyndon Johnson, both Elder and Younger. Andrew and Lyndon were secret twins, and that will come out more in the movie.

bb:

Can’t wait. What else can you tell us about the early days of Bigfoot? Was Taum Sauk there even before the planting of the trees?

Wild:

No, of course not. That was the days of God and dinosaurs alone, who original made the roads; planted the plants. We came after all that was done. There were no humans before us.

bb:

Dinosaurs were in the Bigfoot toy happening. I suppose that’s a direct connection to its past, then.

Wild:

Sure. And they all lived off blue mushrooms and blue stuff in general. The Society of the Blue Ring. Those were the dinosaurs.

bb:

Secret dinosaur society?

Wild:

Surely.

[to be continued]

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Past Bigfoot

Thanks to handy GoogleEarth historic imagery, we can determine that Bigfoot and accompanying Bigfeet Swamp were born sometime between April 7, 1994…

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… and April 5, 1998. One of the cool things about this 1st known historic image of Bigfoot is that you can clearly see its 4 traversing roads, or — from west to east — Blue, Green, Yellow, and then Red surrounding the swamp (more commonly referred to in this blog as the Swamp Road).

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The next decade and a 1/2 saw steady growth in Bigfoot’s defining small pine forest, which slowly but surely masked its roads from clear aerial detection.

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By 2015, the Haze County High School had been gone for 5 years. An apartment complex had arisen across Leola Creek, actually allowing easier access. The pine trees stood tall against the wind. Bigfoot was about to become a happening place!

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Bigfoot Happening Conclusion 05

It was soon decided. Taum Sauk *loved* the second, higher cave, and named it the Unholey Cave since it was closed up at the other end, unlike the first. Never mind that it, of course, had to have *one* hole in it to make it an enterable cave in the first place. The lower and larger cave with its two holes instead of one hole naturally became Holey Cave. Unlike in church, unholey is better than holey here.

While Taum Sauk was busy on his exploring trip, I dismantled the marble race track and also packed away all the Bigfoot toy avatars into my satchel, leaving only Taum’s friend Empty Promises behind. He plans to live in the center of the Spool Table, a winter caretaker for Bigfoot as it were. And I’m sure Taum will be by to visit on occasion when he can burrow out of the snow and make a return trip to the now abandoned town.

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I pour a celebratory 1/2 beer remaining from the day before and sit in my chair, staring at the surroundings for quite a while.

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In my mind’s eye, I conjure up an image of Taum Sauk being joined by his wife Mina in his new home.

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They test out the dirt in the back room…

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… soon joined by Taum’s beloved chair and atv.

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My 1/2 beer finished, I then get up from my own chair and take some final shots.

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I seal up the top of the Spool Table with metal caps so that Empty Promises can stay dry. I hear his small voice thanking me as I place the final cap over the second hole, making this place unholey as well.

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And that’s the end of the October 2015 Bigfoot Happening! I hope you enjoyed the pictures and stories.

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Bigfoot Happening Conclusion 04

It was logical he head toward Mina Pool first, named after his deceased wife Mina Sauk. Or so he thought she was dead. He’d soon find out otherwise. Joy and happiness continues in Bigfoot!

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He nears the stream flowing from the pool into the swamp…

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… but it turns out to not be much of a deterrent, with only a bit of wet foot resulting in the crossing which quickly dries.

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Taum Sauk is now past the pool and heading straight for the In-the-way Fern, which, true to its name, is directly in the middle of his path. But he’s able to skirt around it with only a ferny head brush as a bother.

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He then motors past the Caves of Brush, as he snappily names them. He’ll soon be back.

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He reaches the outlying area of the Bigfoot happening, and wonders if this is another iron smelting plant, perhaps owned by a fierce rival he has yet to face. In truth, it is the remains of the Middle Game High School Old Johnson Estate.

I think.

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The nearby crevasse filled with numerous white rocks confounds Taum Sauk. “What devilish spectacle of nature are we dealing with here?” he asks himself. Seeing the path ahead become more faint he chooses to turn around at this point. To my admitted disappointment he’s decided he’s already seen enough of the swamp, and is ready to find a place to bed down for the coming winter months.

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With this in mind, he returns to those caves.

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Turns out the lower and larger cave has a hole on either side. That won’t do, he thinks.

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But then he finds a nice new spot to sit and contemplate above it. *That’s* encouraging to him.

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And then there’s the other, higher cave to still peek into…

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Bigfoot Happening Conclusion 03

I’ve circled back to Bigfoot on the Swamp (aka Red) Road.

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Looking up: lattice of limbs, filled with chirping birds at this time.

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Looking down: Spool Table, which I might rename Brian Head after the recently killed Barbie head, the sole casualty of the toy/junk happening that I know of. Because that’s her (his?) quizzical name as I’ve indicated before: Brian Head. Not coincidentally, there’s a place of that name in Iron County, Utah. I knew a man who owned a cabin there once, way up on the side of a mountain. Perhaps he still does. He claimed he wanted to write a blockbuster film script for Kirk Douglas, who has so far lived to a ripe old age of 98. But clearly my old Brian Head friend is running out of Father Time on his mission.

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But what of the blue mushroom and matching blue plastic ring at the center of the table? The answer to that particular question and many others weren’t to be found this day. Bigfoot largely remains a mystery wrapped in an enigma seasoned with puzzle pieces.

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The 3 bricks topped with metal caps in the happening, each one holding up a specific curve of the marble track. They are, in descending track order…

#1:

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#2:

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And #3 (left, background):

And there’s a fourth cap in Bigfoot as well, with similar look and function but without an accompanying brick. You can see it in the foreground of the below photo, perched on the edge of the spool table. It’s sometimes called Walking Cap or Walking Ball to differentiate it from the other 3 of its ilk.

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The day before, I brought in a number of other marbles to test on the track mainly. 2 others made it down without stopping or flying off, just like Greenilocks the day before that. 2 more brides were also brought in for the new winners. But, in my ear now, I’ve been corrected by Hucka D, who states there was only one wedding during the happening. The rest of what he’s telling me about mismatched bridesmaids and groomsmen isn’t making much sense, so I’ll leave it out of the blog for now.

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Moving to the left side of the table we have dead Brian Head and matching Starbucks’ female head logo on the 4 shot latte I brought to the camp this day. Story behind the image here; I’ve never really thought about it until now! *

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More details concerning the track before its subsequent dismantlement…

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Taum Sauk is now out of his chair and sitting on the atv, clearly itching to start his exploring trip. Let’s see where he goes!

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* Quotes like this from the official Starbucks article about the image makes her sound queerly Hucka D.-like:

She means something different to every one who sees her, who knows her. For me she’s kind of the final say on the spirit of everything I write and everything we do. Even as I’m writing this, I wonder what she thinks. (She likes it, by the way.)

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Bigfoot Happening Conclusion 02

I left 1/2 of a New Belgian 1556 beer from the day before chill’n in this pool for the celebration. Almost time to repop the cork!

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Mina Pool probably holds more mysteries that you would expect in its deceptively shallow, golden waters.

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The pipe perhaps knows more than it’s letting on. Does the pipe have a mouth? Is the water that spills forth into the pool and inclusive Bigfeet Swamp somehow sentient?

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In taking a closer look at the falls, I spot a small salamander sunning on the rock just below. In a knowing way, I could add.

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The dying back of the weeds and cattails has revealed the swamp’s outtake culvert. I was somewhat disappointed that Taum Sauk didn’t quite reach this destination in his subsequent explorations.

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Bigfoot Swamp looking south to north across its approximately 100 foot expanse. We’re on the opposite side from Bigfoot now.

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Leola Creek looking down from the swamp road to the east. It’s about a 50 foot descent from the swamp to the creek.

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Then just turning around from the same basic position: Bigfeet Swamp from the west. I’m continuing to walking counterclockwise around the swamp on the encircling road and taking pictures before returning to Bigfoot proper.

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Almost back to Bigfoot now…

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Bigfoot Happening Conclusion 01

So here we are: the final day of the Bigfoot art happening. I took the whole day off to enjoy the event. More perfect weather in Blue Mountain, with nary a cloud in the blue, blue sky.

We start with a photo from the upper road of Bigfoot, or what I’ve been calling the Blue Road at times. A poor little Monarch butterfly has given up his or her life in the Fall crispness.

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There’s some unused junk on just beside the Blue Road, including the remnants of old chain link fences.

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Speaking of which, it seems someone, probably skateboarders, had removed some fencing on the Bigfoot end of the stadium sometime in the last several days. Must be careful to cover my tracks into Bigfoot from the stadium! But I suppose on the last day of the happening, it doesn’t matter that much. Still I’d like to hide the existence of the strangely placed swamp as much as possible. My *personal* swamp I wish it to be! Something that has been dislodged from time and space itself.

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Back to the Blue Road: part of the leftover junk I gathered from the plateau that didn’t make it into the happening at the swamp. And there’s some more of the same on the Green Road just below. Future possibilities…

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But it’s Bigfoot proper that must be our focus for today. Toy avatars gather for one of the final group shots. Say cheese!

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Mina Sauk is still at her pool, where the plastic see-through boat has refused to float even with her not inside. Sunken loot?

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Bigfoot Happening 10/22/15

This particular beautiful sunny day I took the afternoon off for more Bigfoot fun and adventure. I rediscovered a route to the lovely Leola Creek cliffs that I had original found about 2 months prior

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… through this fallen tree “bridge” over the creek. Fantastic! Now I perhaps have a way into Bigfoot from the Blue Mtn. Urban Landscape again during wetter weather, providing that the tree trunk itself is not too slippery to cross. I’ll still have to be careful. We’ll see how it pans out (perhaps today!).

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The bridge is higher on the Blue Mountain side. Another thing to consider is that it’s not in plain sight to others, and is in about as remote a spot on the creek as you can get near Bigfoot. So people are still not likely to see me crossing the creek. Very important thing to consider — seems set up, if you will, for me using it to that purpose. But… we’ll just see.

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An orange seep oozes from the side of the Plateau of Raw Art and into Leola Creek. Makes me wonder if the plateau was once the site of a landfill of some kind (see: leachate).

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Path from Bigfoot that eventually takes one to the bridge. Just around the corner you’ll have to cross that ooze pictured above to reach it.

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And also on this day, I created perhaps a final piece of “finished” art for the Bigfoot happening from the raw stuff of the plateau above it. This came in the form of the white rocks in dilapidated bags that I had found there only the day before. LINK. But unlike what I said in that former post, there were actually 4 old bags of rocks. It was a tough tote down the steep hill, but I made it. I dumped all the rocks in a crevasse next to Vincente, the outpost area of the Bigfoot happening. A bit later, Taum Sauk would turn around at this spot in his exploring route, deciding that he’d seen enough of the swamp and was ready to settle in for the winter months. We’ll get to his story in the next set of posts.

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Bigfoot Thoughts

Great weekend of toy/junk happening fun!(!). Bigfoot is probably my most successful such art event yet, surpassing Billfork, Lion’s Roar, Sharieland and the rest. One reason: I had so much junky material to work with at the old high school (aka Plateau of Raw Art), which was very close. There were junk piles near both Billfork and Lion’s Roar to get materials, but they weren’t nearly this extensive. I had a surplus this time! So I took off Thursday and Friday, and also had a clear weekend. 3 of the 4 days I got to Bigfoot. My plan is to take off Wed afternoon and Thu for more Bigfoot fun. What I have left to do: importing the white rocks from the Plateau of Raw Art pictured in this blog post LINK. Also, Taum Sauk might take a exploration drive around Bigfeet Swamp, as prompted by his friend/fiend Empty Promises LINK. There’s a history to this place. Excitement. Later on, years down the road, I’ll camp at Bigfoot and also Rediscovery. Perhaps an art happening is in store for the latter sometime as well. Then I can also create an official marble race. Only 1 marble (Big Green Swirl) made it through the newly finished course on Sunday. I’d like to have a race, building upon events at Billfork (small advantage for latter so far). I’d like to think more about what’s in the central area of the spool that people line up to see. I’d like to learn more about the toy avatars present as a whole. Why is James Franco there, and how does he fit in with Taum Sauk’s smelting plans for the town (etc.)? And what about all those nuts, bolts, sliders? Haven’t done much with them yet. There’s a lot more possibilities.

Taum Sauk is a double or twin to the guy elected leader of Whitehead Crossing this past winter, who may also be a double, once more, to Lazy Sideburns Man of the Sharieland event of 2013. How does all that twinning work? And what of his wife Mina Sauk (you always include the last name when saying either of ’em)? Did she *drown* in her namesake pool (Mina Pool) below the falls (Mina Falls)? She was too heavy for the boat, and it sank, just like the toy avatar was too heavy for the clear boat LINK. In our reality, Taum Sauk is the highest peak of Missouri and Mina Sauk is Missouri’s highest waterfall, tumbling off its side. Both are in Iron County, Missouri, which is strangely bisected geographically. The name Johnsons, also residents of Bigfoot, comes from Johnson’s Shut-Ins, a twin state park to Taum Sauk State Park. All of this is still within Iron County. The original name of Bigfoot (Irontown, Ironton, Irons, or just Iron) directly resonates with real life Ironton county seat of Iron.

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10/20/15:

Things to do:

Take white rocks to Bigfoot from Plateau. Check White Rock pop places in US again for potential new meaning.
Take pics of Taum exploring in his atv around the swamp and perhaps other places. Get sev. landscaping objects from football stadium.
Take another scan of whole Plateau for more potentially meaningful objects.
Think of developing upper roads (Blue, Green, Yellow) along with Bigfoot Proper (lower road, or Swamp Road).
Hike to Rediscovery again. Take more pics — probably can cross Leola Creek again.

How about this (Taum/sv)?:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

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Bigfoot Happening Stage 03 03

Having reviewed the race track a bit, let’s test it out!

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You can see the blur of racing Big Green Swirl successfully navigating the first curve…

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… and then all the others to reach…

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… The End, where Catcher catches. Good Catcher!

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Smelting plant again and the surrounding track.

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Here are the marbles I tested this day, with Big Green Swirl center stage. The marbles to its left in the below photo were too big to make it down the track (all flew off); the marbles to the right were too small and stopped somewhere along the way. Only Big Green Swirl made it down the whole track without hitches. Thus its new name of Greenilocks. Not too small, not too big, but just right. The prize for winning the contest was its marriage to Diamondia, the most perfect of the marble’s female species seen in front of it below, transmuted by George Washington Carver himself out of a peanut.

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Many other marbles made the trip into Bigfoot this day, but the great majority remained in this metal container, clearly unfit to participate.

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Empty Promises reminds Taum Sauk that there’s more left to Bigfoot than just a completed and tested marble race track. Later we would follow Taum on an exploring trip of the swamp and surrounding roads.

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Taum Sauk also graciously lent a corner of his brick home to prop up a part of the track running around his plant. It had to be moved several inches to effect this. And below it in the photo is Taum’s atv, which he will employ for the exploring trip. Can’t wait!

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Unholey Book.

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