Carr.:
Come on out Wilson. I know you’re in there. Come on.
BBloch:
I’m not Wilson. Anyway, I think you want Wheeler. Wheeler is in Wilson. The Wilson-Wheeler dichotomy. Who came first? What came second? Etc.
Carr. (thoughtful):
You’re not Wilson.
BBloch:
No. I came to ask about the collages. There’s a rumor around town that Spider will be let loose within them again.
Carr.:
Not Wilson?
BBloch:
No again. This happened once before LINK. Remember? (turning to Spider) Remember Spider?
Carr.:
Spider will talk one day but not today. Maybe tomorrow.
BBloch:
Are the rumors true?
Carr.:
Who told you this? Wilson?
BBloch:
Not everything revolves around Wilson, Carrcassonnee. *We’re* here. Baker Blinker, Karoz, Hucka Doobie, myself. We’re permanent. The permanent family members.
Carr.:
Do me a favor Wilson. Make a list of permanent and impermanent residents of this town. My town. I can’t move around well enough to do so. Census, perhaps. Yes, a census. Can you do that? Go to each house. Knock on each door of each house. Make a count. Ask pertinent questions. Report back to me. Go.
BBloch:
Alright I’ll do that later but there’s not many residences in town, actually. A lot of galleries, a number of so called businesses supported by the galleries…
Carr.:
You do this for me, I’ll send Spider into the collages. What specifics do you need from my end for the entrance?
BBloch:
I don’t know. What are your ideas about it? Do you have ideas?
Carr. (roaring):
OF COURSE.
BBloch:
O-KAY. (an obviously irritated Baker Bloch looks around for his blown off hat)
Carr.:
I will not argue with you again.
BBloch:
I-I don’t remember arguing before.
Carr.:
This has happened too often. Bring out Wheeler.
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BBloch:
Okay, we’re both here now. Just to confuse you more, hehe. So *there’s* Wheeler. Wilson and Wheeler. Two headed girl boy. (Baker Bloch looks at Wilson)
Carr.:
But…
BBloch:
Hold on hold on. I’m going to do a trick. Hold on to your hat Carrcassonnee! I’m going to revolve you around. Let’s see how this goes. Ready… go.
Carr.:
I didn’t feel much.
BBloch (after seeing it wouldn’t work):
No. The radius is too big. I was going to attempt to merge with Wilson.
Carr.:
That would be catastrophic! NEVER try that again. EVER.
BBloch:
Jesus Christ Carrcassonnee.
Sunklands 