“Oh my GOD, you’ve *got* to be kidding,” says Fran to Cloe after Benny Right Horn tried to persuade the 2 girls in the same way as his actually handsome brother Jer Left Horn did over 5 years before. Nudity permitted on the docks: he’s taking “advantage” of that allowance as well.
Cloe said, “what? what?”, not looking away from her phone or turning around. She was still searching for that video of the cow blowing the farmer’s hat off without moving its mouth, ha. She knew Fran would find it hilarious.
“He’s actually got *2* censors to cover his ass it’s so massive, one for each cheek.”
“Speaking of asses…” And Cloe shows Fran the found video.
“Wow,” says Fran after the 7 second clip was over. “That was loud.”
“And windy (!). Soo… what were you saying?”
“Never mind.” Fran had enough of “bad” asses for a while.
But he had an ace in the hole. Or in the front. Oh no oh no, Benny don’t do it. But he did.
“Oh giiiirrrrls.”
Fran’s jaw drop when she saw Benny’s “pipe”. Benny was an old porn star. Like recently featured blog actor Drew “Grumpy” Cleveland currently residing in the Omega continent’s Castletown. You remember: from photo-novel 43. In fact, let’s have it that Drew started out as Benny’s stunt double. And perhaps also visa versa, each taking turns with each other, depending on the nature of the film. Drew liked front and Benny liked back. The arrangement worked out swell for several years. They easily edited the horn that grew out of the right side of his head in post-production. When *needed*.
And because of the turn, he’d get that information about the cat-people (aliens). Now to the caves to find them for real. No pussyfooting around this time!
“See ya later… giirrrls,” he said in parting after putting his clothes back on front ways. Slooowly.
“You bet!” said still slack jawed Fran. “What-ever,” said still phone playing Cloe, looking for more funny videos for her dear dear friend Fran.
(to be continued)
Sunklands 