Category Archives: 0014
Horns
“We negotiated a deal. The North will remain Linden (Lime World) territory through and through, with origin in DaBoom.”
.De Boom
“The South: Another matter. Lemon comes into play. World of. A Man named Pierre who goes About Time will give us more details soon.”
“Is Lemon, then, the same as Lennon?” I asked, attempting to get more information in the moment.
“Kind of,” came the answer.
“And Yoko, who is kind of Yoko Ono, Lennon’s wife, negotiated the deal.”
“She helped with the deal, yes. The Scarlet Triangle, the A.Team, has been isolated from the rest of the war machine thanks to her aid. The B.’s come to the fore again. Keith (Bower) and Jim (Brown). They are screeching and spinning their way up to Golden Sink as we speak, which in the days was known as Golden City. Where it all ends, where it all goes down. Rocketship that is. We had to shoot it out of the sky. The war is over and the rocket cannot reach Chip Shot (Pipersville in the future).” She paused.
“Another Lemon?” I asked about the ship, getting warmer.
Filed under **VIRTUAL SL, 0014, 0613, Collagesity Fordham, Lower Austra^, Maebaleia/Satori, Nautilus
THIS SIM 04 03
“We have brought you here to the Hills of Bill to make contact. Love… war… contact.”
“Wheeler,” I state. “What is it you want from me?”
“To set up The Table again. My Table, yes, but also your Table. In 7 Stones if you wish, yes. That seems to be your wish. No?”
“Collagesity is dead, Wheeler.”
“My Collagesity, yes.”
“But we still have The Table. We still have 7 Stones, the replacement.”
“You know what we need to do: Billfork. Lennon plus Pink Floyd plus Firesign Theatre all in one. A great 3-n-1. But it needs *work*. Yours. But also mine. I will help from the other side end.
—–
“You’re probably wondering what happened to Professor Suckaluck but you’ll have to wait for another night.”
Filed under **VIRTUAL SL, 0014, 0612, Carrcass+08, Hills of Bill^, Maebaleia/Satori
THIS SIM 05 > 04
“It’s time to reach through the screen again, Baker Bloch.”
Toots’ Carolina
“Not one but two Lindens I have brought you to this meeting.”
“The meeting of Lime World vs. World of Lemon,” I attempted to clarify.
“I am a witch, yes. You will listen to me now. I am equal to John. We are two in one.”
“You ruined–” I started to declare.
“*No*.”
“Well… besides, you’re not really–”
“*NO*.”
I paused. “No as in, no you’re not really that person or, um, no you’re really that person?”
Filed under **VIRTUAL SL, 0014, 0611, Hills of Bill^, Maebaleia/Satori
back in Cassandra City, then…
“Well here it is. Little Jimmy. The bastard.”
“Over here,” beckoned Keith B. “Wrong car again.”
“Oh.”
“Let’s take a spin!”
“Where to?”
“You know where.”
“The end,” Jim B. mutters to himself while walking toward it, resigned to his fate.
Filed under **VIRTUAL SL, 0014, 0610, Cass City^, Maebaleia/Satori
The Donut Hole
“We’re nearing the end, Jim B., but we have no end. We’re doomed! I’m going to pray for one.”
“Not so fast my fellow B. There’s the car. Fast.”
The person in the back pondered whether to order another box of donuts.
Keith B. unfolded his hands and looked outside. “Little Jimmy? Bought on a whim?”
“No, the other Porsche. The throw-in.”
“Penny 1.01? That old clunker?”
“Maybe the first, then. Whassitsname again?”
“Jimmy.”
“Like the sausage?” which made Keith B. think about something else.
“Um… different than the sausage.”
“I wonder if they have sausage here?” asked sweets weary Jim B.
“Donuts, 12 more donuts!” the yellow man shouts from in back.
Filed under **VIRTUAL SL, 0014, 0609, Maebaleia/Satori, Pipersville/Sink X^
all powerful
“We’re definitely on the right trail, er, Jiggy.”
“Jackie!”
“Jackie, right right. But I don’t like the way he’s eyeing you.”
“He? How do you know he’s a he?”
“Because, er, he’s eyeing you.” He points over to his assistant. “*You*.” He points to himself. “Not me.”
She stares at it; it stares at her. “Could be a gay eye, you don’t know. *Jimmy*.”
“Johnny,” he corrected. “Um, Tony I meant.”
“You don’t know,” proclaims Jackie.
“I don’t know,” he admitted back. “Jerry,” he tries again. “‘J’ I’m pretty sure.”
“I think it’s Jimmy,” Jackie reinforced. “Like in Little. Jimmy Little. Jimmy Powell Little.”
“Just stop it.”
“Or he — or she — just doesn’t find you attractive.” She looked over at him. “Nah, that’s not it. You’re handsome as f-ing hell. *Jimmy*”
“You’re one to talk,” he decides to say in the void. Did he mean it? Sometimes. On the darkest of azure nights while hanging out in the donut hole.
Filed under **VIRTUAL SL, 0014, 0608, Golden Sink^, Maebaleia/Satori
the land of gno smiles
—–
Jim A. pushed for the Gno Kingdom to take the second strike. The others protested that there was no sinkhole about, so no past-to-future matching existed. The Gno Kingdom had never taken a direct or indirect hit and never would. So says the rules of Special Sinkology. Then I’ll lure him to Pipersville myself, schemed revenge motivated Jim A. Brown, his heart ripped from his body and projected onto a demon. Maybe that soul stealer Ben Bolt as well. Oh they’ll write a song about them, he dreams. But it won’t have a happy ending.
Filed under **VIRTUAL SL, 0014, 0607, Golden Sink^, Maebaleia/Satori
where it all goes BLUEY
“I’m *not* going back to Jael.”
“I never said you had to go back to jail, sugar lips,” the more cartoonish Archer uttered. “We’ll stay right here don’t you worry. Wait for the end.”
“The end?”
“That’s right, Ms. Lady Lumps. Where it all gets down and dirty. Dirty bomb dirty.”
“Pete. I mean, Wanda.”
“*You’re* Wanda.”
“Oh right.” She points to herself. “*I’m* Wanda.”
“Yeaahh.”
“Pete, then.”
“Yes, dearest?”
“I –.” She suddenly looks around. “W-where’s Little Oakley…”
“Annie?” Pete offered. “Target practice probably. Since, well, there’s a big target painted on this whole place.”
“Battle of Britain — I know that.” She titters. “Okay, since it’s all going to end here…” She rushes over and takes Pete’s hand and they Skip to My Lou to the blue rug to do the dirty. Explosion before the explosion. Make love not war I suppose is the message of it all. Good work.
Filed under **VIRTUAL SL, 0014, 0606, Golden Sink^, Maebaleia/Satori
yellow green blue DEAD
“If only there were smiles in my Kingdom, Bishop.”
“You just sit there and look pretty. Don’t think about the Lemon and Lime.”
“I *wasn’t* thinking about…”
“Nor the Room.”
“I…”
“Nor this place we’re in. Where it all ends.”
Filed under **VIRTUAL SL, 0014, 0605, Golden Sink^, Maebaleia/Satori
Sunklands 