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We also know that one of the other presidents from Ohio was so awful at his job that in a strong alternate reality he actually became the last president of the United States. Appropriate his name is *U.S.* Grant. Harding was merely a warm-down. As regular blog readers of mine know, then Rutherford B. Hayes assumed the title of the first president of the U.S. that was never president of the U.S — US. Firesign Theatre fans might think this honor went to Benjamin Franklin instead, but they would be wrong. What of the diminutive, corndog chomping altie named Hays or Hayes? Did he indicate the change by dropping the “e”? Why did he buy Mouse Island north of Sandusky Bay and leave a Big Chimney (folder) there for later generations to find? The red (and blue) book is indicated within, reading through the (KY/TN) Static. Why did he choose to be identified with Fremont in Sandusky County, with its second town as Clyde? Why did he contact Hucka Doobie and me, [baker b., or, sometimes, Baker Bloch or Block], in the future and inquire about our knowledge of the project? He must be an agent of Jamie Maxwell Klinger Farr. Did you know that a man named Kling was an arch-nemesis of Warren G. Harding (probably Grant past-future again), and he later married his daughter, who might have kinda sorta *killed* him? Is this the true origin of the alien Klingons as arch-enemies or arch-nemeses of future time leaders Kirk, Spock, and Picard? Is it possible that perhaps most or even all Ohioan presidents were actually one president? We have the strange story that 2 of these presidents were actually grandfather and grandson, from the same small village of the state. “I’m my Own Grandpa?” anyone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AvG6q_iTcA

Luckily, we can directly speak to altie non-president R. “Booger” Hays in this blog to get more of lowdown on this.

By 1920, he [Warren Harding] was a contender for the Republican presidential nomination, though not a front-runner. Florence [Kling Harding; wife] gave him keen support, apparently influenced by a Washington clairvoyant ‘Madame Marcia’ Champrey, who correctly forecast that Warren would become President, but added that he would die in office.[4] The election was overshadowed further by attempted extortion by Carrie Phillips, threatening to reveal Warren’s adultery.[5] However, Florence’s newspaper experience gave her an advantage over other candidates’ wives, and she skilfully deflected press enquiries about her first marriage by implying that she had been widowed.

http://carlanthonyonline.com/2011/08/02/poisoning-the-president-today-in-flotus-history-august-2-1923/

What do you get when you google Boone+Sawyer+Doc?

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=boone+sawyer+doc&start=10

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