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April 10, 2015 · 8:35 am

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http://www.biography.com/people/groups/famous-named-gene

This post will pertain to Mossman actor Gene Fade, as extended, for example, into Gene Wilder.

Gene “I to y” Wylder — A PRIOR. Home: Trident Streams to the immediate west of Gene Fade Mtn., and in the westernmost region of Frank and Herman Parks as a whole.

Perhaps [even] Gene *Wildest* per description of these creeks here:

https://bakerbloch.wordpress.com/2012/12/30/middle-trident-stream-01/

The streams fan out below this commonality, roughly forming the shape of a downward pointing 3 pronged trident or head of such, as classically associated with the Roman God Neptune. The names Lower Trident, Middle Trident and Upper Trident for these streams, north to south, is made more apt by the fact that tributaries merging into a single stream are often called prongs. This general area is possibly the wildest and most remote part of Frank and Herman Parks as a whole.

Also: Wild Wild[er] W[ild]est.

PRIORSBURG. link

Parents Boaz and Viola buried (in Graves).

There is evidence that Prior is WIS (Wizard — played by Richard Pryor in The Wiz). Gene Wylder joked about himself being Gene Prior. He saw into Future as Gene Fade, a nodal personality destined to reside in Whitehead X-ing.

It was Gene *Prior* who wove his lifestory at The Weaving Spot.

Must talk of the Loop of Chuck also on Fade’s Mountain or on its south side, where Story Room’s Chuck or Charlie and I fused as fellow yellow composers (Ear) just the other day (as channeled from a probable future event).

The story of Gene Fade becomes the story of Frank and Herman Parks.

It must have been at Whitehead X-ing:Red Head where Gene Fade discovers his Gene(s) Prior, and the WIS connections. This leads to Tinsity. Excitement.

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Boaz indicates superheroes, particularly Superman and Batman via Illinois and Wisconsin. See here:

Metropolis, Illinois

Gotham, Wisconsin

Additionally, Boaz + Viola in Graves County, KY is also near Metropolis, Illinois, indicating a continuation or extension of Story. Death of a Superman. Death of Superman’s[ spouse]. They become PRIOR.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_III

Webster orders Gorman [Richard Pryor] to use his computer knowledge to create Kryptonite, remembering Lois Lane’s Daily Planet interview with Superman, in which Superman identified it as his only weakness. Gus uses Vulcan to locate Krypton’s debris in outer space.

But in the end the brothers come together to bury the evil supercomputer. It becomes PRIOR too. “y to I”.

Gene and Superman in Superman I

There is also a Neptune in Richland County, WI near Boaz and Gotham. Neptune NJ is birthplace to not one but 2 actors who played prominent Batman villians. Can you guess them? Hint:

Easy Peasy

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December 18, 2014 · 12:54 pm

Monkey See (Etc.)

GNIRPS:

Yes, we have no Bananas, but Bandana is close. Close to Monkey’s Eyebrow that is. And formerly Skillet. Have a great day!

—–

“Thank you GNIRPS for you contribution to the F&HE! blog. Now to my information this morning. I have a very serious topic to talk about. Contact with aliens. This is something I haven’t relayed yet about Ashville, our future home. I’ve discussed, I believe (I hope) that it has been a past home as well for me, but only for about 3 years. Yes, we got tired of it then. A return to Blue Mountain, the wife and I’s college town, was inevitable. We see that of course. What we didn’t see until very recently is that we had to return and then leave. Retirement will not be sitting in one place for 10, 20, 30 years and waiting for the end. Well, unless it’s Ashville. But we also plan to go to the UK, to Wiltshire in particular. But I digress. The subject this morning is aliens. Just happens that during my Ashville stay during the early 90’s, I saw, very plainly and clearly, a *UFO* there, and of the classic *saucer* design. I saw this UFO out the back window of my apartment just north of Ashville’s large and very cool downtown district. You could see Ashville’s skyline behind the huge UFO appearing outside my window. How big was it? Well… big. Colored lights kind of flashed in a cycle around the circumference. Green and orange as I recall, maybe blue as well (?) The dish shaped object was tilted to the right. Let me see if I can dig up a comparable photo online… hold on…

It was also tilted backwards, so if it had the “traditional” turret it remained out of side on the far side I couldn’t see. Or perhaps I was looking at it frontwards. I say this because it was dark during the sighting and as I remember the UFO was darker than the surrounding trees and sky. I can’t remember any details about the saucer except for the lights and the shape. And the size! I’m not sure how a UFO of that size could appear in the small parking space behind my apartment. And an even odder thing: when I checked the next morning, I realized that the Ashville skyline was also hidden by the building I was in, so I *couldn’t* have seen the skyline that night. The skyline was *almost* visible but I’d have to be leaning impossibly far out the window that night to see it. And I didn’t have the window open.

How did I happen to be looking out this bedroom window to see the UFO? Well, I was awoken by a strong white light coming through it and illuminating the room. I immediately jumped up out of bed and went to see what the source was. I guessed “UFO” as soon as my brain was jumpstarted.

There’s more to the story, including a movie we viewed just before the wife left that night dealing with, yeah, aliens (this was shortly before we got married, and she was living in a different apartment, more out in the country). I might have doubted the sighting more except it had happened before. The wife and I both saw a UFO plain as day while driving in southern Virginia in 1985. That’s another story in and of itself. But the UFO then wasn’t the classic saucer shape. It appeared more like The Enterprise vessel of Star Trek. The Ashville UFO was a simple disk from my perspective. A very dark disk with flashing lights around the edges.

Let’s return to the tiny community of Saucer, Alabama, then, on Pineapple Highway which leads to Pine Apple in the neighboring county to the west. Could *that* Saucer* relate to *Ashville’s* saucer, since the same town, during its continued mystification process, has attracted so many other fruit related names?

I’m very tempted to call one of Ashville’s as yet un-mystified neighborhoods Pineapple. A logical choice would be the neighborhood where I saw the UFO in the early 90’s. The apartment I was staying in lies only a couple of city blocks south of the now central Cherry-Lime, a fully mystified name. I’m also thinking that there was a town within the town, perhaps a toy avatar town or other type of “alien” avatar, existing just north of the mouth of Linden Creek, and on land now called either Read Park or Read Creek Park or Earl Weaver Park that’s the northern half of a determined two-part Google Maps Street View art event. I’m thinking the name of this community might be Orchard or Orchard City, like the conglomerate town in Colorado we’ve briefly touched upon before made up of Austin, Cory, and Eckert moving south to north. A(B)C(D)E, then. The first letter (of four) of TILE (“I”).

There was no noise that I recall.

saucer

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November 26, 2014 · 5:16 am

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cub: 1 of 1:

As a tigress whose cub had been threatened would she appear, coming out of the shadows, stealing noiselessly along and holding the long wicked scissors in her hand.

Winesap-Cub Run (Kessinger), KY. Centerpoint? Hucka D.?

To complete the pseudo-triangle: Scissors-Run, TX. “Don’t run with scissors.”

And to remind, only other “scissors” is in same Winesap story, helping to identify the 1st three stories of the book as rock, paper, scissors (Story Room?). Rock in Kansas next to Wilmot and in Cowley County obviously is the 1st story now, as Wilmot identifies a character in the last story and Cowley identifies the writer of an important introduction to the book (introduction between last and first stories, if end is seen as looping back into beginning in an urobouros situation). Udall next to Rock and Wilmot also seems important. Identifies, for one thing, the *whole of America*, and perhaps represents the *whole of Winesap* (end to beginning) in same function. Clever huh? We know Winfield from the same county, which is the seat, is another way of saying “Winesap”. Win(n)field-Atlanta is something we haven’t brought up yet in this blog. Hope Hucka D. doesn’t stop me here.

We also know Udall is a False Winner.

GNIRPS has considerable more stuff on Cubs. Chicago Cubs specifically. Town rival (south to north) Chicago White Sox (from White Stockings) has recently been angled into our story from an unrelated direction. Chicago is our Second City. Cubs even use to be called White Stockings for a short time in the 1800s.

5 mentions of Chicago in Winesap. 2 in the 4th story concerning Doc Parcival (this would be just beyond the 3rd with the only mention of “cub”), 2 in the 8th story concerning Alice Hindman, and then the last one comes from the last story concerning Willard himself and his Departure from Winesap. Here they are in story order, then:

He came from Chicago and when he arrived was drunk and got into a fight with Albert Longworth, the baggageman.

In Chicago there was a Doctor Cronin who was murdered.

The young newspaper man did not succeed in getting a place on a Cleveland paper and went west to Chicago.

In Chicago he boarded at a house where there were several women.

His train runs from Cleveland to where it connects with a great trunk line railroad with terminals in Chicago and New York.

There’s 1 US Cronin, and in one of the 5 Anderson Counties.

Tiny Cronin is near something called the Anderson-Faulkenberry slayings site on this map.

Word Faulkner is included in Faulkenberry. W. Faulkner could be said to slay S. Anderson in an Oedipal way (son kills/usurps father). Just saying.

Anderson Faulkenberry Slayings

On January 28, 1837, six rangers, eighteen-year-old Abram Anglin, David Faulkenberry, Evan Faulkenberry, Benjamin W. Douthit, James Hunter, and Columbus Anderson, had left the fort to search for strayed hogs in the Trinity River bottom. Finding some of them, Hunter and Douthit were sent back to Fort Houston to fetch a canoe.

In their absence, the other four were attacked by a band of Indians on the Trinity River at a point known as Bonner’s Ferry. Anderson was mortally wounded, although he managed to swim the river and crawl two miles before dying. David Faulkenberry, severely wounded, also swam the river and crawled about two- hundred yards away before succumbing to his wounds. The Indians later claimed that David’s son, Evan Faulkenberry, fought like a wild man, killing two Indians and wounding a third. Severely wounded and already scalped, he was said to have jerked from his captives’ grasp and swum halfway across the Trinity before dying. The fourth man, Abram Anglin, although hit by a bullet in the thigh, managed to swim the river and escape on horseback with James Hunter, one of the two men who had returned from Fort Houston in time to witness the Indian attack.

The 3 that died were Columbus Anderson, David Faulkenberry, and his son Evan Faulkenberry. All swam the river or attempted to, leaving Anderson County and entering the next county west in doing so or attempting to do so. Anderson swam the river and died 2 miles beyond. Faulkenberry the father swam the river and died 200 yards beyond. Faulkenberry the son swam about halfway into the river and died before making it to the opposite shore. The 4th man involved (Abram Anglin) swam the river and managed to escape.

Btw, Anderson County is not named for Columbus but for a guy named Kenneth Anderson, former v.p. of the Republic of Texas, a service then in the future for the Anderson-Faulkenberry victims.

What if this is more than it appears on the surface, somehow tied to the future Anderson-Faulkner relationship? Anglin — angling? (fishing?).

Speaking of which, let’s return to Winesap and “fish” again. Only 2 “fisher”s, but 5 “fish”. 1 of these fish stands alone (“fish”), and is in the same sentence as 1 of the 2 Winesap fishers or fishermen, let’s say. That one was caught but then let go back into the stream or brook from which it came. 2 of the “fish” are part of “fisher”s (obviously). The remaining 2 “fish” (that got away or weren’t caught?) are in the last story again, which also contains the last of 5 “Chicago”s. I’ve cited them before but here they are once more. They both make part of the word “fishing”.

In the fall and spring he spends his Sundays fishing in Lake Erie.

In the smoking car there was a man who had just invited Tom to go on a fishing trip to Sandusky Bay.

Recreational escape (different type of Departure) to Lake Erie in the direction of Sandusky Bay may be implied. Where could this take us?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse_Island_%28Ohio%29

What could we be fishing for, ultimately?

And guess what? One of only 2 Longworth pplaces is in Fisher County, Texas (other is in remote area of Minnesota). That’s the other proper name mentioned in Winesap sentences containing Chicago. And that’s the only US Fisher County. Peculiar still?

(to be continued)

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November 20, 2014 · 6:51 pm

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Love Lady, Pickett County, Tennessee.

Just thinking of Static, and on lark looked up Lady immediately afterwards. Only 1 in VA near Glass and Ordinary and Achilles that we’ve already discussed in assoc. with “Strength of God”. But broadening search to lady/ brings up interesting Love Lady in Pickett County, TN, and same county as *Static*.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myst

Myst contains a library where two additional books can be found, colored red and blue…. Both plead for the Stranger to help them escape. However, the books are missing several pages, so the sons’ messages are at first unclear, and riddled with static.

static/: 2 of 2:

He also grew bold and reaching out his hand stroked the face of the woman on the floor so that she was ecstatically happy.

He kissed them ecstatically.

—–

Static is UMapS without signal. We have reached an end trap between red and blue. No way to departe.

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November 19, 2014 · 4:16 pm

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Let’s return to Willard-Note, then, highlighted by Warfield and others in GA. Willard-Music and also Willard-Sophi in KY seems to indicate the whole of Winesap as like a musical score, with Willard the key tone perhaps. He unites the grotesques in the stories, including the reverend. But there’s more to the story in Georgia. Here we have the birth of something new. This is at the end of tile 3 (of 12) spanning the entire United States like an up and down serpent, like a Serpent’s Mound serpent.

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Why Kermit? Maybe — Gunsmoke has to do with it…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Strange

Glenn Strange (August 16, 1899 – September 20, 1973) was an American actor who mostly appeared in Western films. He is best remembered for playing Frankenstein’s monster in three Universal films during the 1940s and for his role as Sam Noonan, the popular bartender on CBS’s Gunsmoke television series.

… especially remembering variant name of Lovely, KY, near another Kermit, is Smoky Bottom.

Staying in Kentucky, we can certainly bring Mammoth Cave into the growing picture, and its own version of a Winesap. On the other side of Mammoth Cave from it we have a tight conjunction of Love and Lee… Lovely again.

Near Winesap (right next to a “Center Point”, btw) is Bee…

Hucka D.:

Yes? Sorry I’m late. I control Mammoth Cave. It’s not a Tiny subject. The Civil War was thought to be an event worth a picnic to begin but it opened up a vast sinkhole. That’s where I lived. You personally go in now you can’t get out. You’d break apart. All you can do is stand on the edge and watch… safe distance. You must go one up into Ohio to be free of it. Go now.

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November 19, 2014 · 9:05 am

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Ordinary, VA

Smoky Ordinary, VA

https://bakerbloch.wordpress.com/2014/11/12/marlin-cont/

What might be happening:

Smoky Ordinary next to Dolphin linked to Warfield, indicating former Miami Dolphin great Paul Warfield.

Another Warfield (WV/KY):

Another Warfield (GA):

“We need to go back to Willard-Note, then, and look at more examples perhaps. Willard is a note in the Book of Music known as Winesap. We know what Winesap is. It’s in Herbert Domain. You can make Cash off of it. Get Credit for it. At the top is the 2 Hermans and the 2 Fishers. You know what this is. A door, an opening. You know that Bono *shuts* the door after ’23. Faulkner County is deadened, but that may be a green book behind the blue and red book we are dealing with. You know that too.”

bb:

Hucka D.?

Hucka D.:

Yes. In the flesh.

bb:

Thanks for showing up. We have a little time I suppose.

Hucka D.:

Always time for me, right?

bb:

Yes. So the trail leads to the Beech Grove which is the Beach City — for Willard — and inside this grove he thinks of Kate Swift. The reverend who has broken a corner of the Glass in his bell tower study also thinks of Kate — the Lady. He thinks the lady who smokes in her bed and reads is sinful but he also remembers reading books of ladies’ smoking so perhaps it is not so un*Ordinary*. Smoking is ordinary. Smoky Ordinary.

Hucka D.;

Yes. You are doing fine. Good night.

bb:

Thanks Hucka D.

—–

“So continuing… I also believe Lovely and Beauty relate to Kate Swift, as described by both Reverend Hartman and also George Willard. As Lovely is also Love + Lee, this may related to the Civil War and Confederate Army led by Lee, and war fields involved, many of which are in Virginia. We’ve already encountered Love Valley in various disguises.”

bb:

I thought you had gone to bed, Hucka D. Maybe you should turn out the light.

Hucka D.:

Oh… just borrowing your computer for a while. Couldn’t you sleep?

bb:

Kept thinking of Warfield and Paul and wars in general. Civil War.

Hucka D.:

Me too.

bb:

I see that a Warfieldsburg is only several miles north of Winfield in Maryland, Hucka D. Missed that before.

Kermit also here:

https://bakerbloch.wordpress.com/2014/05/15/strange-01/

Hucka D.:

Didn’t Kermit the Frog with the face of Cardboard Derek Jones greet Baker Bloch in the afterlife at West End? Think so. And also Kermit has come up regarding that rock in Sharieland, the one that looks like a frog. *Wait*, there was a *Dolphin* Rock as well there. Wasn’t there?

bb:

Sho’ ‘nuf.

https://bakerbloch.wordpress.com/2013/10/20/sharieland-once-more-05/

(to be continued)

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November 17, 2014 · 3:03 pm

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Shocking (again!)

Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean”):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_Atkinson

Rowan and Martin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_%26_Martin%27s_Laugh-In

Martin and Lewis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_and_Lewis

Why?

Male partnering: 2 queens in slang. And Queens here in *Lewis* County, KY (and next to a Martin Church at the mouth of a Martin Fork still).

And then Hathaway here refers to a probable 60’s lesbian character played by a lesbian: Jane.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Kulp

Lily may reference Lily Tomlin, former Laugh-In star and married to her own Jane.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lily_Tomlin#Personal_life

Male partnering (queens) is obvious: Rowan and Marin and Martin and Lewis.

Then there’s always Lewis and Clark… hmmm.

Lewis County is a county located in the U.S. state of Kentucky. As of the 2010 census, the population was 13,870.[1] Its county seat is Vanceburg.[2] The county was founded in 1806 and named for Meriwether Lewis.[3][4]

Looking up Queen without the “s”, gives us 2 separate North Carolina Loves bound together, one Love + Joy and the other a Love Valley Baptist Church on a Kings Mtn. topo map with a queer alternate name of Queen.

Better known Love Valley, NC:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Valley,_North_Carolina

Not many Love Valleys, population places or otherwise. 3 to be exact according to GNIRPS…

Then, moving overseas, there’s this…

Just plain weird (again!):

http://www.kuriositas.com/2012/05/love-valley-seeing-is-believing.html

Love Valley in Cappadocia, Turkey certainly has a claim to fame – a very large one. Rather euphemistically named, the valley is home to rock structures that bear a passing resemblance to… well – make your own mind up. Seeing, as they say, is believing.

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November 16, 2014 · 8:44 am

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Willard-Music, KY
Willard-Note, GA

He remembered the look that had lurked in the girl’s eyes when they had met on the streets and thought of the note she had written.

He had just received a note from Helen White, the daughter of the town banker, in answer to one from him.

The first and last “note”s in this Book o’ Music concerns Willard, the receiver. The first note can be viewed as his reaction to the last. We can call this a Wheeler-Wilson paradox.

Willard is himself a Note in this musical book. The Key Tone perhaps. *Or* that music (and its notes, perhaps key notes) now resides in the book and not the album, thinking of Toledo again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Note

We must ask what is in this note received by Willard. It is 2 things in one. But we can answer the higher of the 2 in the following refinements, and define it as “more sophisticated”…

Willard-Beetle, KY

Indicates (music) beet or rhythm. Also indicates Beatles, with variant name Beetles here.

Willard-Sophi, KY

Clearly indicates Sophie’s Place by Larry Jordan (video element of Sophie’s No. 9, with audio by Beatles), but also “Sophistication” (s.story).

sophi:

The sadness of sophistication has come to the boy. With a little gasp he sees himself as merely a leaf blown by the wind through the streets of his village.

When the moment of sophistication came to George Willard his mind turned to Helen White, the Winesburg banker’s daughter. Always he had been conscious of the girl growing into womanhood as he grew into manhood.

In youth there are always two forces fighting in people. The warm unthinking little animal struggles against the thing that reflects and remembers, and the older, the more sophisticated thing had possession of George Willard. Sensing his mood, Helen walked beside him filled with respect.

Two notes, two forces reflected.

We can now return to rainbowology and its death in Toledo.

https://bakerbloch.wordpress.com/2014/10/03/2-st-joes/

https://bakerbloch.wordpress.com/2014/10/12/19671/

Rainbowology dies in OHIO.

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Map Nonsense

Questions: Why is a Grayson County town called Sadler so identified with the direction South in both Kentucky and Texas? Julie Sadler’s art hangs in Collagesity’s Gallery BOB presently, but I’m not sure if she has anything to do with this. Or does she have everything to do with it. The cardinal direction South opposes the cardinal direction North. The cardinal [bird] just outside Gallery BOB is on the southern edge of Collagesity, in the small Drunk Man’s Ridge Town Park — official town park we’re talking about here. The twinned cardinal is situated in perhaps the other protected nature area of town: Tired Falls, and near the *northern* edge of town. Does the cardinal — both aspects combined — represent the directions North and South, then? It’s a good question to be asking, perhaps a great one. And if true, sheds light on the possible long term nature of Collagesity. I have another concept, perhaps related: Norubi, the joined, hypothetical merger of sims Noru, Rubi, and more.

Also perhaps related: Julie’s presently attempting to resurrect her Collage Clearinghouse site…

http://collageclearinghouse.blogspot.com/2014/07/2014.html

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July 17, 2014 · 8:34 am

June 5, 2014 · 11:06 am

New

It’s times to start thinking about a new Carrcass. I wonder if I’m like Dexter in this respect? (but Dexter isn’t on my list to use — don’t think).

Series 03 Episode 13 – The Bozeman Reaction

52 12 “The Psychic Vortex” Mark Cendrowski Story: Lee Aronsohn & Steven Molaro
Teleplay: Chuck Lorre, Eric Kaplan & Jim Reynolds January 11, 2010 3X5561 15.82[13]

Leonard and Penny’s relationship hits an impasse when, while on a double-date with Howard and Bernadette, she reveals that she has taken career advice from a psychic, only for Leonard to laugh, infuriating her. Later, Howard tells Leonard that if he wants to be able to be in a relationship, he will have to accept that people will have differing beliefs. Leonard apologizes to Penny and agrees to visit her psychic, despite her having declined to read a book debunking psychics, remarking that “one of us has to keep an open mind.”

Meanwhile, Sheldon and Raj attend a university mixer, with Sheldon as Raj’s wingman. Sheldon only agrees because Raj bribes him with a Limited Edition Green Lantern lantern, which Sheldon subsequently carries with him to the mixer. They meet Abby (Danica McKellar), who takes a liking to Raj, and her friend Martha (Jen Drohan), who tries to connect with Sheldon. They end up playing Rock Band at Sheldon’s place. For a second date, Raj bribes Sheldon with his pair of Hulk hands, signed by Stan Lee. After Sheldon announces that he is going to bed, Martha asks if she can join him in his room to avoid Raj and Abby, who are “getting busy”. Sheldon obliges but immediately leaves to sleep in Leonard’s room, leaving Martha alone.

Recurring character: Melissa Rauch as Bernadette Rostenkowski
Guest stars: Danica McKellar as Abby and Jen Drohan as Martha
Title reference: Penny’s belief in psychics.

—–

53 13 “The Bozeman Reaction” Mark Cendrowski Story: Bill Prady, Lee Aronsohn & Jim Reynolds
Teleplay: Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro & Steve Holland January 18, 2010 3X5563 14.99[14]

Leonard and Sheldon return from dinner to find their apartment broken into, with their TV, laptop, hard drives, video game consoles and video games stolen. Sheldon fears being alone in the apartment due to the robbery, so he forces Leonard and Penny to stay in the apartment. The next day, Howard designs a state-of-the-art security system for the apartment using components he “borrowed” from the Department of Defense. However, after Sheldon himself is caught in the security system, he decides that the apartment is no longer safe and plans to leave Pasadena for a safer city. After rejecting Enid, Oklahoma, Boone, North Carolina and the entire state of Nebraska (because Penny is from there), he decides to move to Bozeman, Montana. But when Sheldon arrives there, he gets robbed again, so he returns to Pasadena.

Guest stars: Julio Oscar Mechoso as Officer Hackett
Title reference: Sheldon moves to Bozeman, Montana after his and Leonard’s apartment is robbed.

—–

54 14 “The Einstein Approximation” Mark Cendrowski Story: Lee Aronsohn, Dave Goetsch & Steve Holland
Teleplay: Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro & Eric Kaplan February 1, 2010 3X5565 15.51[15]

Sheldon’s search for the answer to a physics problem keeps him up all night for several days and he becomes obsessed with finding the answer. His obsession with solving the problem goes to the extent of visualizing food as atoms and even sneaking out in the middle of the night to go to the mall ball pit, forcing Leonard to rush to the mall and get him. He then decides that he needs a menial job to think better because Albert Einstein came up with the Theory of Relativity while working at a menial job at the Swiss patent office. Since the United States Patent and Trademark Office is in Washington DC, and he does not want to move out of Pasadena, Sheldon interviews for any menial job with the County of Los Angeles. At the county office, Sheldon angers the woman interviewing him, to the extent of her calling security to remove him. Sheldon then decides to work at the Cheesecake Factory with Penny as he considers her job the most menial of all. He shows up and works as a busboy and waiter without actually being hired or demanding pay, and turns out to be a more efficient waiter than Penny until he drops and breaks a tray of dishes. The scattering of the shattered pieces leads him to the answer to his problem, and he promptly walks out without cleaning up the mess.

Meanwhile Leonard, Penny, Howard, and Bernadette go to disco night at the roller skating rink where the guys embarrass their girlfriends with their outfits and dancing. Raj is left out as he does not have a girlfriend, even though it was his idea to go to the skating rink. Eventually Raj successfully pressurizes a reluctant Howard to take him to the skating rink.

Recurring character: Melissa Rauch as Bernadette Rostenkowski
Guest stars: Yeardley Smith as Sandy and Kevin Brief as Glenn
Title reference: Sheldon’s attempt at solving his problem by working in a menial job, comparing it to Albert Einstein’s discoveries made while working in Switzerland in the Patent Office.